The perfect Covid-19 graph depicting reported erectile dysfunction

[Nevilledog]

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Jorge A. Caballero, MD
@DataDrivenMD
Nearly 1 in 3 men with #COVID19 reported erectile dysfunction— get #vaccinated and #MaskUpToKeepItUp

chart: @_cingraham h/t @datachick
research study: https://ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8250520/…
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jelani cobb
@jelani9
CDC has dramatically underutilized the fact that COVID attacks men’s penises and can cause erectile dysfunction.

I seriously think messaging on this would improve vax rates: an image of a wet noodle next to a picture of someone getting the shot and the words “You Choose.”
12:31 PM · Jul 31, 2021

[Blue Owl]

1. Womp womp

[roamer65]

2. Population control.

Mother Nature at work.

[I_UndergroundPanther]

3. Yep.

Hopefully there will be less narcissistic toxic males in the future.

[paleotn]

15. Indeed.

Don't have to kill them. Just keep them from replicating.

[multigraincracker]

4. Best graph ever.

Really makes the point.

[calimary]

14. So to speak!

[Initech]

5. If the image of a flaccid penis doesn't convince people to get the vaccine, nothing will!

[RussellCattle]

6. I know what the graphs are intended to show, but the colors and the lengths used...

....in the representations do give me a moment of pause.

[Nevilledog]

7. One's a shower, the other's a grower.

[COL Mustard]

8. I'm Sitting With My 89-Year Old MIL

And trying very hard not to bust out laughing.

Yes, I know I said hard.

[SergeStorms]

9. Why are these men....

breathing through their penises?

I haven't done that since I was a teenager. I used to think with my penis, too, but I stopped doing that when I was a teenager as well. Some guys think with them until the day they die.

COVID of the penis. That's a new one. I'll have to remember that for some right-wing acquaintances of mine. That'll scare the bejeezus out of them.

[TexasBushwhacker]

12. It causes blood clots in small vessels so it makes sense

That's why some people end up losing fingers, toes, even entire limbs. Blood clots in the penis would be no bueno.

[dianaredwing]

10. If the men are so reprehensible that no one can stand them anyway

what difference does it make if their erection is disfunctional? Just asking.

[aggiesal]

11. This will get those conservative men vaccinated! n/t

[calimary]

13. OMG!!!!!!!!!!

OMG!!!

Talk about a downward curve…

OMG!!!

I shouldn’t be laughing, but I’m almost on the floor…

[oldsoftie]

16. Probably also overweight, heart problems, hardening arteries, etc

[paleotn]

17. Those graphics really tell a story.

A story every man can relate to. Well done. Very well done.

[Javaman]

18. How's viagra stock doing? Lol nt

[UnderThisLaw]

19. Most likely won't influence any Republicans

as many of them already suffer from erectile disfunction

[Iggo]

20. Um...

[PurgedVoter]

21. What is the percentage of males who would have trouble admitting this?

I am thinking the numbers may be a lot bigger. On the side of those who are likely to be unmasked, a whole lot bigger.
We can expect them to start buying a lot more and and a lot larger guns soon. Large truck sales are going to skyrocket.