I own an AR-15 and my Mom did not cook me dinner tonight.

[justanidea]

I came home from class and there was no dinner. She was too busy working to make it. I had to eat from the can.

If Rmoney is right, it is only a matter of time until I slip into a state of total madness.

[NightWatcher]

1. as long as your bookshelf isnt full of Beck, OReilly, Rush, Savage....I think we're safe from ya

[MichiganVote]

2. Know what you mean. My husband made dinner tonight and I could swear I feel like killing him.

AND, my adult son cleaned up the kitchen. What's up with that?

[LeftofObama]

4. Get the MichiganVote family on the phone!

Mitt Robme and I have a few words for them!

[MichiganVote]

6. 1-800-MITTBINDERS (or is it burkas??)

[DollarBillHines]

3. Your aim is much steadier on a full stomach.

But you have to be good, because you won't run as fast if you are full.

[Fla_Democrat]

5. Well, to be fair

The fact that you own an AR-15 makes you suspect to a lot of people.

[mike_c]

7. that's what you need a girlfriend or wife for, dude....

on edit:

[dweller]

8. yeh, as long as

you're not impregnating them out of wedlock...

then it's lock and load.

dp

[justanidea]

9. I know. I tried to call some women that are in my little black binder but no luck!

[nichomachus]

13. We'll send you some binders full of women.

[slackmaster]

10. There's one good thing about eating straight from the can

No dishes to wash.

[NotThisTime]

11. Well you're right, Romney thinks you are high risk unlike the shooter in Aurora, highly educated 2

parent family, mildly affluent neighborhood. He apparently wasn't at great risk.

[bahrbearian]

12. Well, you need an AK47 and a pregnant woman.

[Jester Messiah]

14. Until? ;-) [nt]

[lonestarnot]

15. Mine didn't either. She's 83 out looking for a fucking job.