Trump just announced his next rally. In a cow pasture in Alabama.

[Nevilledog]

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Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Is it called the Four Seasons Cow Pasture?

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Oh look, Trump just announced his next rally. In a cow pasture in Alabama.
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11:11 AM · Aug 2, 2021

[Ocelot II]

1. Lots of stuff to step in.

[Midnight Writer]

3. Not a problem for a man who wears toilet paper on his shoes.

[kimbutgar]

2. I'm sure that between the smell of cow manure and the evil sulfur emitting from TFG it will be

Odious in many ways.

[Diamond_Dog]

4. The bullshit will be everywhere!

[Botany]

24. And at least 25% of the crowd will be people who have been to his rallies before. Just like his ...

.... rally in OH last June. I wish the media would point out that these "large crowds" are the same people
time after time. Although with the C-19 Delta mutation out there the TFG crowds might be getting smaller
all the time.

Outdoors in a farm field in Alabama in August?

[Diamond_Dog]

30. So true, Botany.

The same losers travel around the country to all his “rallies”.

The fact that he’s having this in some farm field tells me he’s running low on cash for normal venues.

The Woodstock of Fools ...

[Botany]

41. I think it was Lorian County but the board of directors of the fairgrounds made Trump put up cash

... up front and did not let him use the grandstands either.

I remember seeing 2 guys being interviewed and they got their Monday morning
to sit in the parking lot for a Saturday evening show. One guy had been to 27
TFG events and the other had been to like 75.

[lagomorph777]

38. Dead Heads

Only, literally, their heads are dead

[Botany]

42. Except this "Dead Show" is without the dope, good music, and people "just spinning" ....

.... endlessly. I kind of remember dancing with some cute Asian American "hippy chick"
in Eugene, OR @ once.

[Withywindle]

53. You don't get the I NEED A MIRACLE ticket beggers in the lot either

Never any shortage of tickets for TFG rallies anymore.

[kskiska]

50. Exactly. I read a book about his followers.

A lot of them are lonely people who've found friends online and travel to these rallies. They're first in line and camp out there until the doors open.

[Botany]

51. "Front Row Joes"

[underpants]

5. It's like his Green Acres skit at the Emmys.

[Haggard Celine]

6. Well, there should be plenty of shrooms available.

Imagine seeing a Trump speech while you're tripping on shrooms!

[Lochloosa]

19. NO FUCKING WAY!

[C_U_L8R]

7. Odor camouflage.

[friend of m and j]

8. TRUMP WOULDN'T KNOW

WHAT A COW PATTY WAS IF HE STEPPED ON ONE. HE MIGHT THINK HE POOPED IN HIS PANTS AGAIN.

[Hoyt]

9. Probably a "venue" known for Klan rallies.

[ProfessorGAC]

14. My First Thought, Was...

..."Are the ashes from the last cross burning still there?"
Then I saw your post!

[kysrsoze]

10. That will be more bullshit per acre than any place on earth.

[nitpicker]

11. I'm almost hoping for hurricane bits to rain on his parade

Tammybits 2005 locally caused 9+ inches of rain in northeastern MD.

The cabin-camping event was Miserable.

But no, many people would be worse off if that happened to that area.

[nitpicker]

25. And I'm not sure he's planned for inclement weather any better than 2017 SPGA

On Thursday, one almost sank past the ankles in a churned-up field when retrieving vehicles.

He had to borrow a IAD parking lot to get people parked the other three days.

((Did I mention I almost got hypothermia on Friday because of the extreme wind chill factors??))

[rickyhall]

12. Maybe try the Gulf of Mexico next.

[Walleye]

13. Cows? Will Devin Nunes be there?

[lagomorph777]

39. No but his mom will.

[moondust]

15. Plenty of food laying around.

Party time! Nobody goes hungry!

[Corgigal]

16. Need the medias touch guys,

To rent a fly over fertilizer drop, the night before.

[East-A-Squared]

17. Let there be plenty of mud pies.

[haele]

18. This will be the same cow pasture they will be hold the "Rock the South" concert a week before.

That field isn't going to be in very good shape, it's been raining off and on, and they predict rain in between the events.

Great planning! Would have been better holding it at a small municipal airport.

Haele

[nitpicker]

32. +1

See my earlier post.

But as TFG, maybe he didn't have clout enough to sway local airports.

But there might have been a Walmart/Target/mall parking lot to use??

[haele]

36. Super Walmarts have been having issues in rural Alabama

Laz heard from his cousins that the big one near Andalusia shut down temporarily, as did the one in Enterprise.

Staffing issues.

Haele

[masonkee]

20. Trump is a Fool

Donald Trump,

and Conservative talk show host (GREG KELLY), are both MORONS!!! 😅

The Democrats, really need to Focus on Exposing the HATEFUL comments made by GREG KELLY, about Democrats.

[Bristlecone]

21. These are revival meetings at this by point.

I wouldn’t underestimate the number of people showing up however.

[malaise]

22. Fred, Grace, Henri or Ida may decide otherwise

Fred would be too good

[FakeNoose]

23. Wait, isn't he taking back the White House on August 14th?

I'm getting confused over these dates.

[Nevilledog]

27. Rally/Inauguration.....in a cow pasture in Alabama.

Sounds totally plausible.

[Brother Mythos]

26. That seems like an appropriate place for a tfg rally to me.

Although, now that I think about it, a sewage treatment plant would be even better.

[barbtries]

31. that's kinda what a cow pasture is nt

[FightingIrish]

28. According to Wikipedia, Cullman is still a "sundown" town.

The Blacks for Trump contingent may have to sit this one out.

[barbtries]

29. this is so pathetic.

it's getting hilarious.

[multigraincracker]

33. Ready for a mooving talk?

With lots of bull.

[Beaverhausen]

34. It's a farm, not a cattle ranch

I hope this doesn't ruin their harvest.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

35. Trumpstock! In twenty years, people will ask each other "where were you when ..."

I hope they have plenty of port-a-potties.

[Yonnie3]

37. There is a two day music festival there the weekend before

https://rockthesouth.com

Apparently it is a developed venue.

[Vinca]

40. An enterprising person could sell Trump souvenir cow pies for $100 a plop . . . er pop.

[Wounded Bear]

43. "It'll be bigger than Woodstock! Yuge!1!1!!111...

[hatrack]

44. Derpstock!

[LuckyLib]

45. We can only hope for 98 degrees and a dew point of 80.

Two hours of TFG blather and they’d have to call in medical teams and a fleet of ambulances. Not to mention what a super spreader it will be!

[IcyPeas]

46. he never gave a shit about places like Alabama or Georgia or Louisiana in his LIFE

and now he loves them.

[rampartc]

47. hmmmm are these edible?

because they grow profusely in alabama cow pastures .......

[GulfCoast66]

48. I've been in farm fields in the south in August. Hottest I've ever been.

Those old red necks are going to be falling like timber.

[smirkymonkey]

56. I predict lots of heat stroke.

Hopefully TFG himself will be a victim.

[WarGamer]

49. easy access from his supporters favorite home towns.

Tennessee, Southeast GA, Alabama and just 5-6hr drive from Texas.

[Ishoutandscream2]

52. More like "Fools Stock"

I doubt Max Yasgur will be there.

[Solly Mack]

54. MAGA Tipping!

[bullwinkle428]

55. We have officially reached the "Puppet Show & Spinal Tap" phase of the Cult 45 experience!!