"For verily shall the Lord's followers be a staggeringly chuckleheaded gaggle of frothing imbeciles,

[Celerity]

who will die by the thousands from their own slack-jawed idiocy." – Isaiah 53:4-5.

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[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Great quasi-Biblical quote, my dear Celerity!

It made me laugh, which is always good.

Thank you.

[keithbvadu2]

2. Weak blood for over a half million Americans who have died?

Weak blood for over a half million Americans who have died?

[Rhiannon12866]

3. Twitter reply:

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[lisa58]

4. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[tanyev]

6. The Covid will set you free.

[GulfCoast66]

7. I got to tell a dude in a brewery that reading info on the internet

That supports his preconceived ideas is not research.

Had been waiting to drop it for a few years. Think I read it on DU!

[multigraincracker]

5. No guns for protection if Christian.

For thy Lord shall protect thee.

[Mister Ed]

8. And when they die of Covid and meet their Maker, He'll tell them:

"Ingrate! I sent you a miraculous vaccine to protect you, and you spurned my gift! The antibodies the vaccine produces are the "Antibody of Jesus Christ" invoked by that silly card of yours!"

[Champp]

10. That's how the repubes came to be known as SPURNERS*

* As in spurners of knowledge, common sense, respect, discernment, facts, and good citizenship.

[lindysalsagal]

9. Shakespearian.

[dawg]

11. That's why none of them ever buy guns.

Their homes and families are all protected by the Lord so they don't need them.

[Mister Ed]

12. That's also why they don't stop for stop signs or traffic lights.

Cuz Jeezus will protect them, right?