MyPillow Guy Reschedules Trump's Glorious Return For ... Um ... Not Sure

[Nevilledog]

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The only reasons we are updating this story with any kind of regularity is because A) as Anne Applebaum writes in a long-read for The Atlantic, this pillowslip full of batshit literally could destroy democracy, and B) it's useful to watch cult leaders lose their marbles as their prophecied Armageddon days come close and then pass, and watch them move the goalposts accordingly.

Just over a week ago, when it was still July, Mike Lindell was saying, with his mouth open out loud where people could hear him, that once his long-heralded SYMPOSIUM happened — we assume in a conference room at some Best Western that wasn't busy with an Amway party — Joe Biden would surely see the results and resign in shame, probably on the morning of August 13. It just made sense! Mike Lindell has these packet captures! The voter fraud would be exposed! China did it! The Supreme Court would see the results from the symposium! Maybe they would be staying at the same Best Western!

Kids, it's August now. The 13th is close. The prophecied date for the end of the world is about to come and go. And now Lindell says Donald Trump will be reinstated ... um ... well ... Mike Lindell just has a lot going on, OK? This is what he said Monday to the Daily Beast:

"We'll be bringing our findings to the Supreme Court in late August or early September, some time after the cyber-symposium ends, and it proves it was an attack by China," Lindell told The Daily Beast of non-existent election fraud, and an upcoming event devoted to the same. "When I gave my prediction about August, and that was several months ago, that was an estimate at the time. But it took so long to get this symposium set up. However long it takes for the Supreme Court to take it up and decide on this, I can't predict that. I'm not the Supreme Court."

Mike Lindell could not possibly predict!

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[dutch777]

1. I thought these symposia were to only be held at Trump properties-- he needs the money!

And did Mike Lindell ever say August 2021? Could be any August...stay tuned...keep sending money...and God Bless (the suckers and sycophants).

[wyn borkins]

2. A Beautiful Thing

That linked image(gif) is

[brooklynite]

3. Do Civics classes no longer teach how the Court system works?

[Nevilledog]

4. I can't remember learning much about them until law school.

[ProfessorGAC]

5. But, The Info Is So Explosive...

...that the SCOTUS will just take it without all that detail. Details are for suckers!

I just know that's what this brain damaged addict is thinking.

[Chainfire]

6. What? Wait, not in two weeks?

I thought the he had promised. I already bought a new set of waders to wear to the event. What is the world coming to if you can't believe a goofy pillow man anymore?