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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSpoof of flight attendant who taped anti-mask passenger to his seat is SPECTACULAR!!
Last edited Fri Aug 6, 2021, 11:56 AM - Edit history (1)
Link to tweet
BeerBarrelPolka
(2,173 posts)No. That's not the flight attendant I believe.
Siwsan
(27,871 posts)Because you KNOW that might be close to the scenario that runs through their heads.
SledDriver
(2,122 posts)The Real Spark
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkYmKSqZFBH8mPVjc48SZmw
wnylib
(26,321 posts)Rivera was a passenger on that flight. They might have got that wrong.
It also says that the difficult passenger was arrested when the flight reached Miami. The flight attendants were, as required by regulations, removed from flight duty while the incident is being investigated.
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)TheBlackAdder
(29,981 posts)MineralMan
(151,478 posts)Tell it!
TheBlackAdder
(29,981 posts).
"When I flew for American Airlines, this behavior wasn't tolerated. Even if you whispered a threat or joked about a bomb or potential harm to the flight, it's crew or passengers, let alone acted out, you were immediately dealt with and ushered off the plane at the point of destination by federal agents. Just a joke could land a passenger in a locked bathroom until the plane landed. The lack of civility on today's flights is astounding to me. Being a flight attendant is grueling work and they deserve better than this. It's time that federal marshals board every flight and not just random flights so that the flight crew can do their jobs and not be held responsible for whatever action they take in order to subdue an aggressive and belligerent passenger."
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MineralMan
(151,478 posts)No excuses. No ranting. Sit down, shut up, and do what the flight attendants tell you to do. Period.
PatSeg
(53,360 posts)Yes, truly a great storyteller.
PJMcK
(25,090 posts)SheilaAnn
(10,757 posts)Ligyron
(8,009 posts)Butterflylady
(4,584 posts)malaise
(297,426 posts)ananda
(35,393 posts)Yeah buddy!
yonder
(10,305 posts)"...then he tried touching my titties, but I don't go that way" was another good one.
usaf-vet
(7,843 posts)wnylib
(26,321 posts)ad121rome
(151 posts)Maybe the next advance in boarding a flight should be blowing into a breathalyzer until the door opens at the gate. One at a time please.
Haggard Celine
(17,880 posts)IronLionZion
(51,489 posts)orangecrush
(30,806 posts)Swede
(39,889 posts)This dude was fantastic.
flying_wahini
(8,281 posts)Fix The Stupid
(1,000 posts)I could listen to him all day.
For all that is holy, get this man a TV show.
beemerphill
(599 posts)This flight attendant does have a way with words!
True Dough
(27,144 posts)I didn't know the difference, but this fellow is a real talent and I'll watch his clips from now on anyway.
Liberal In Texas
(16,364 posts)Niagara
(11,956 posts)Only a suggestion here, perhaps change the title to from "flight attendant" to "comedian parodies" or something similar.
Love the skit!!!
Didn't intend to misled. Best to make it clear in the title. Thanks for the suggestion, Niagara.
Niagara
(11,956 posts)I'm still laughing over this video.
dalton99a
(94,995 posts)LetMyPeopleVote
(181,261 posts)Aviation Pro
(15,708 posts)"Federal Aviation Regulations require passenger compliance with the lighted passenger information signs, posted placards, areas designated for safety purposes as no smoking areas, and crewmember instructions with regard to these items."
Therefore, when a cabin crew attendant tells you to mask the fuck up, you mask the fuck up.
Well done, well done.
Skittles
(172,449 posts)they disrupt travel, ruin everyone's flight, and they're a pain in the ass - the airlines are sick of these people and so are the passengers - it really needs to be a felony
marble falls
(72,437 posts)Brother Buzz
(40,237 posts)Dude has my respect
chwaliszewski
(1,528 posts)peggysue2
(12,567 posts)Best narration of the week. Or maybe year. Too funny.
But these crude, aggressive passengers are not funny. Anyone who behaves like this should be put on a no-fly list. Just like a terrorist.
That may change their tune. Or not. But at least they won't be endangering other passengers and staff.
forgotmylogin
(7,963 posts)calimary
(90,507 posts)yardwork
(69,520 posts)CousinIT
(12,687 posts)The guy needs his own comedy show. Benefit: the air line could get rid of him that way because he'd have a better job than working for their asses.
RussBLib
(10,704 posts)We need more straight talk like this.
LetMyPeopleVote
(181,261 posts)Generic Other
(29,082 posts)but the embarrassment he caused them was "priceless."
Roc2020
(1,792 posts)BootinUp
(51,562 posts)Faux pas
(16,496 posts)jmowreader
(53,322 posts)SunSeeker
(58,358 posts)Hekate
(100,133 posts)SunSeeker
(58,358 posts)Hekate
(100,133 posts)Alfredo Rivera is a natural!
Cha
(320,117 posts)in perspective! ROFL!
Upthevibe
(10,224 posts)So great! Thanks for posting.
I'll check this guy out on YouTube.
True Dough
(27,144 posts)Hopefully his following grows with this latest burst of interest. I can't imagine how it wouldn't.
KY_EnviroGuy
(14,794 posts)Can also see duct taping procedures added to flight attendant and pilot training procedures.
Experienced HVAC guys will be in high demand as instructors for the airlines.
KY...........