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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSo I bought my Covid-19 vaccine 5G microchip control panel today
https://www.concordaerospace.com/products/covid-microchip-implant-control-panel?variant=40010785358016
Stand by to have your DNA mutated!!!!
PortTack
(32,793 posts)Ocelot II
(115,836 posts)krispos42
(49,445 posts)Remember, Bill Gates is a competitor to Apple.
BelieveCassandra
(39 posts)The control panel is much cooler! All the app does is tell me where I left my glasses and car keys.
Texaswitchy
(2,962 posts)I do want to be left behind.
LakeArenal
(28,845 posts)krispos42
(49,445 posts)Now you are a virtuoso of the recorder!
LakeArenal
(28,845 posts)Lots of new friends on the horizon.
krispos42
(49,445 posts)paleotn
(17,958 posts)Like an actor. You can do that, right?
LakeArenal
(28,845 posts)I said a million dollars (this was when a million was real money).
She said abracadabra 🧚?♀️ Ping!
You are a million dollars. 💴💵💸💰
Thomas Hurt
(13,903 posts)krispos42
(49,445 posts)And they only misspelled "Official" once.
malaise
(269,157 posts)K & R
GoodRaisin
(8,929 posts)stupid. It attracts magnetic objects when the chip is energized. Forks have been known to stick.
DURHAM D
(32,611 posts)your device will not work.
btw - I am not kidding about the ransomware . I heard this old man telling his wife while they were in the waiting room that "They were so smart not to get the vaccine because it is really ransomware and they can turn your heart off if they want to".
I do not know rather to laugh or cry.
marble falls
(57,204 posts)lindysalsagal
(20,730 posts)Geeezzz
EYESORE 9001
(25,975 posts)is grow a prehensile tail. Ive always wanted one, but Ill probably just get in trouble with it.
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FrankBooth
(1,606 posts)It connects so smoothly to Soros World HQ that I get my daily marching orders without any interruptions. I haven't missed a paycheck in weeks. And the nanobots in my bloodstream just love it!
msfiddlestix
(7,286 posts)StarryNite
(9,460 posts)AllaN01Bear
(18,384 posts)safe . airplane , battleship?
Klaralven
(7,510 posts)krispos42
(49,445 posts)I have no idea how I'm going to use the damn things... Yet
1cheapbeemr
(82 posts)When it comes time to kill all the Goyim.
Dakota Flint
(219 posts)I don't think this is funny or cute in the least. This should have been posted on some far-right anti-vax Trump-loving website.
Hekate
(90,793 posts)Last edited Fri Aug 6, 2021, 11:38 PM - Edit history (1)
In fact, for some generations now this has been a current running thru American literature, theater, and the movies. You have only to watch a Mel Brooks movie to see it. You think Blazing Saddles is appreciated by real racists and antisemites?
Jewish Space Laser arm patches and the control panel are meant to be jokes that mock RW idiocy. There are other bits of merch out there as well, and all of them are thought up by people who understand the sheer overwhelming tragedy of our times and will not let their spirits be annihilated by it.
You may certainly try posting the contents of the OP in some anti-vax or RW forum, just to see how far you get with it. Not far, would be my guess.
treestar
(82,383 posts)This is poking fun at the stupidity of the CTers/Anti-vaxxers, not at anyone who died.
Throckmorton
(3,579 posts)krispos42
(49,445 posts)It's called "laser pointer" 😀
Cinnamonspice
(163 posts)I want a microchip that helps me shit rainbows.
Lancero
(3,013 posts)They can just sync their phones up to control it, 1st gen people gotta make due with this thing.
muriel_volestrangler
(101,361 posts)the macarena on command. And hiccup.