N.Y. Covid sign with attitude

[packman]

[TexasTowelie]

1. I'm sorry, but I cannot applaud being rude.

If I saw a similar sign I would finish my business there, then never come back again.

[Maru Kitteh]

5. Agreed TT. In fact, I'm pretty sure I would replace my purchases and simply leave.

[whathehell]

13. I concur...His act is tasteless and rude

Wouldn't get squat from me.

[Grokenstein]

8. I applaud anyone who posts sensible rules and enforces them, even if they're rude.

Begging antimaskers and antivaxxers to do what's right just gives them what they want: attention for their shitty behavior. It reinforces that behavior.

They have made it very clear that they see civility as a Susan Collins-grade weakness to be exploited then dismissed.

[whathehell]

12. The rudeness is gratuitous ..One can easily "post rules and enforce them"

without it, so, no, I wouldn't patronize this No- Class Act under any circumstances

[gratuitous]

27. Thank you

Though I try to reserve rudeness for those who deserve it. Like motorists who try to run me down on my bicycle. I get pretty rude when I feel my life has been threatened. And that sign comports with the rudeness due someone trying to spread a potentially deadly virus.

[whathehell]

39. You can try to justify it on that basis, I guess

but last I checked, Covid has zero to do with 'titties' or shoes.

[gratuitous]

42. Oops, I forgot: No swears!

After the Robert DeNiro Incident, I should have remembered that swears automatically loses any argument with a fanatic.

[whathehell]

44. So I'm a "fanatic", lol?

Funny, but I always know I'm on safe ground when those disagreeing with me feel the need to start name-calling.

[druidity33]

69. seriously though... you should be 'whatheheck'. nt.

[whathehell]

87. Nah, you're not getting it.

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You might want to check out post # 20 from Joe Otterbein. That should give you a clue.

[NNadir]

11. Well, I speak New York. Allow me to translate:

Making allowances for the fact that there may be dialectical nuances of which I'm not fully aware, I believe it translates into:

"Thank you for shopping here. Please be aware that Covid is a serious matter. Please respect the rules that keep our employees and customers well. Money stored in a wallet or purse is a preferred medium of exchange at this establishment. Have a nice day. Be safe."

I'm amused, but I would be: I was born in Brooklyn and raised on Long Island.

[TexasTowelie]

17. I know that they speak a different dialect in New York than in Texas.

I have a brother-in-law that grew up in NYC so being rude isn't such a shocker, but being profane is pushing it.

[soldierant]

30. I concur. I'm not from New York,

but I've been there and have known people from there.

And the OP included an "attitude" warning. The sign is about what I expected.

[Joinfortmill]

37. 👍

[FreepFryer]

50. This sign is New York thru and thru. If you can't tell the sign loves you, fuggedaboutit (Nt)

[Nay]

62. I did wonder what "titty and shoe money" referred to . . .

[Irish_Dem]

63. Right, I am curious too. What is "titty and shoe money"? Could it be lottery tickets?

Just guessing here.

[Cronezilla]

66. I think it refers to...

...those folks who utilize their bras and/or socks as their wallets. I know...eiuuuu!

[Irish_Dem]

72. Thanks. OK.

Funny, I guess girls don't carry purses any more...

[AdamGG]

81. Though titties & feet aren't COVID risks

It's a respiratory disease that doesn't live on surfaces, so socks & bras probably aren't hot spots.

[RocRizzo55]

71. I'm born and raised in NY, and I agree.

We are very rough with the language, according to others, who speak politely to you, but under their breath, and in their heads, they are cursing the hell out of you.
I prefer the NY way.

[The Mouth]

77. how many New Yorkers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None of your fucking business!

I love my NY friends. I 'get' this sign.

[NNadir]

79. Lemme tell youze sumptin' OK?

If ya didn't leave da fuckin' light on all fuckin' day and all fuckin' night, it wouldn't fuckin' boyne out all the fuckin' time.

You can sit ya fuckin' ass in the fuckin' dark, cause I ain't fuckin' changing ya fuckin' lightbulb any more. I'm sick o' dis shit.

Affectionate New York pillow talk between young lovers, I think.

[BannonsLiver]

16. To New Yorkers that's perfectly friendly

Wouldn’t work in most places though.

[TexasTowelie]

18. The profanity would be considered offensive in the Bible Belt states.

If it was in a small town it would likely provoke a visit by law enforcement.

[JoeOtterbein]

22. Even here in SC-PA it would likely provoke at least an attempt at a...

...p... o. the nose!

[whathehell]

41. It's offensive to this Chicagoan..

Crude, vulgar, and uncalled for.

[paleotn]

80. Then they need to stay out of NYC....

Personally, I've never understood the angst about certain words. They're just words, made up of letters like any other words. Then again, I grew up with a 1970's version of Ralphie's dad...but in the bible belt no less! Reminds me of another of my role models.

[whathehell]

88. Um, could that be because you're Male, and therefore not

subject to the kinds of vulgarities and sexual insults that women and girls are made to endure on a regular basis?
Just a thought.

[Scrivener7]

93. I'm a woman and an avowed feminist. I have no problem with the sign.

[paleotn]

96. There is that....

but then again, not all foul language is meant to insult women and girls. The sign in the Op's pic isn't insulting women and girls, is it? Or am I missing something?

[whathehell]

97. I'm sending you a pm.

[Scrivener7]

83. Lots of things that are considered fine in Bible Belt states are offensive to New Yorkers.

And most of them are a lot worse than colorful language.

[JoeOtterbein]

20. Agreed...

...that kind of stupid talk makes us sound like we all here only know how to express ourselves in such a foul manner.

We all need to grow up and stop using such grossly sexist, and just plain juvenile, language. And, most importantly, words and terms that do nothing and changes nothing.

[whathehell]

45. Thank You!

[JoeOtterbein]

46. I just saw another "trending" thread celebrating GOP Covid deaths...

...It makes me as sad, as I'm embarrassed for the rest of us DUers.

[whathehell]

47. Yeah, that's sick, ugly and really should be alerted on.

I don't see it -- I'd alert on it if I did.

[Elessar Zappa]

54. You can be embarrassed for me all you like.

I could give two left nuts if GOP scum die. I’m completely unsympathetic to them. Your mileage may vary.

[brush]

52. You'd never make it in NY. That attitude is not unusual there.

[secondwind]

57. It's New York City. This is the only way to get through to some people.

[Martin68]

64. If that's not funny to you I get it, but it was intended to be funny because that's how to

get through to a lot of people who wouldn't otherwise follow the rules.

[skypilot]

70. I agree.

I am glad that they are taking Covid very seriously but this is just TOO MUCH attitude. Very off-putting.

[LanternWaste]

85. If I saw a similar sign, I'd more than make up for your lack of business.

Having years worth of our own language and sentiments available for review, it makes me wonder if part of the human condition is holding others to a standard we ourselves do not, and oftentimes, rationalize that same double-standard to better maintain the pretense of our own righteousness at the expense of others.

[Phoenix61]

2. I think it's funny as heck.

“No titty or shoe money”

[3catwoman3]

4. Pleading ignorance here - is this a common...

...turn of phrase and should I know what it means?

[IronLionZion]

6. It's where people carry cash if they don't have pockets

a few bills can fit in a person's socks or bra.

[3catwoman3]

9. Thank you.

I don't like to be uninformed.

[NickB79]

32. I assumed titty money was what you got from strip clubs

[krispos42]

38. Only if it smells of body glitter and daddy issues

Ba-dum tsss!

[Scrivener7]

84. We're Irish. My niece calls her bra her Irish pocketbook.

rofl: :

[Beacool]

43. Well, depending on the size of the bra, a lot can fit there.

I knew someone in my church who had to use a scooter to get around. She had a fairly large chest. I was always amazed at the things that came out: wallet, cell phone, car keys.....

[Grokenstein]

7. Disgusting people keep cash in horrible places.

Cash is already dirty enough, you have to figure if someone pulls it out of their cleavage or shoe it's even dirtier.

[3catwoman3]

10. Thank you.

Always good to improve my vocabulary.

[whathehell]

14. Equally disgusting people write signs like his...

[Renew Deal]

26. You do you in Nebraska.

[whathehell]

29. Lol..Try Chicago.

[LanternWaste]

86. As well as holding others to a higher standard they hold themselves to.

Rather consistently.

But I get it... sometimes we rationalize our rudeness as some new form of civility if we only avoid cursing.

[JoeOtterbein]

23. The people are hiding their money from the...

...fear of theft. Not really funny at all.

[happy feet]

60. This

One should consider frame of reference or lack thereof before passing judgement...

[Snackshack]

3. This went around last summer.

[SMC22307]

15. Is that Photoshopped? (n/t)

[FakeNoose]

28. Doesn't look like it's shopped

The reason I say that is you can see the reflection of the glass over the entire sign. A photoshopped picture wouldn't have that. I believe it's real.

And if I were a New Yorker, I would believe that store owner isn't kidding around.

[SMC22307]

31. What does Plava mean? I'm getting Passover Sponge Cake,

a river in Russia, or "pelican" in Sanskrit.

[Grokenstein]

49. The bottom of the "y" is cropped off. "Playa."

[SMC22307]

94. LOL... duh! (n/t)

[Rhiannon12866]

19. The pet supply store where I buy dog and kitty food initially limited the number of shoppers allowed

Inside the store at one time - and were the first to mandate masks and distancing. These days, with the more virulent variant spreading like wildfire, we need to go back to these precautions instead of giving up and "opening up," which is happening even here in New York which had a strictly enforced mask mandate for over a year.

[UnderThisLaw]

21. I'd like to buy the home version. NFM

[NJCher]

24. ehhh

Yes, it's funny-rude but I'd cut 'em break because they are dealing with the public every day. Now, just think about how disgusted we get here at this forum over these morons who don't want to wear a mask or get a free shot. And we don't even have to see them, talk to them, or risk touching them when giving them change.

I am thinking this person is just as fed up with them as we are.

[Renew Deal]

25. The bodega cat approves.

[TheBlackAdder]

35. Sure does.

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[JudyM]

89. Great skit!

[Moebym]

33. I understand why some are put off by the language

But I feel that their use of profanities may just work if it's a local corner store or bodega in which this sign was spotted. Of course, we'd never see something like this in, say, a Von's, Roundy's, or Publix store.

Honestly, I find it hilarious and relatable, as it's obvious that the shop owners are as fed up with the selfish behavior or so many of our compatriots as we are.

[Grokenstein]

48. +1

I honestly don't know why so many people perfectly comfortable with "FUCK TRUMP" signs felt they had to try and start fights over this.

[KentuckyWoman]

34. No titty money

What about thos women who tuck the phone in there and use the "wallet".

Needed the laugh. Thanks for posting

[Joinfortmill]

36. OMG,yes!

[Beacool]

40. LOL!!!

[brush]

51. Only in New York. Love it.

[Hobo]

53. That's the funniest.....

god damn sign ever...... Some people need to realize the unmasked are literally killing people..... That is what is rude not a damn sign......

Hobo

[NurseJackie]

55. 💖🍷🎈 Good for that store owner! I approve! --- She knows her clientele...

... and as such, she knows what "works" and what will make an impact. Plava knows what her customers will "get" and understand.

I'd probably be put-off if I saw this at my local grocery store. I expect better from larger establishments. Obviously, this isn't an upscale grocery store... it's a M&P neighborhood convenience store or bodega.

Something like this tells me that the owner is frightened and that her customers are younger, and rude, and arrogant... or that they are "entitled" or that they do not feel any obligation to comport with CDC guidance and Covid-norms.

I don't blame her at all and I APPLAUD her efforts to protect herself, her other customers... and to DRIVE THE POINT HOME to the covid-idiots.

[Texin]

56. That's in your face, no doubt. But it sets forth the owner's requirements unequivocally.

I have no problem with it. Anyone who enters with an *attitude* needs their ass handed to them. The owner's terms indicate the right to self-protect, protect the employees and the need to protect shoppers on premises from idiots that are mere provocateurs. This needs to be on signage in every market and retail establishment in the country in my opinion. People should feel safe venturing out to shop for whatever, wherever and not feel as if their lives are on the line (which they are frequently). I cringe every time I have to walk myself into a supermarket. I don't know what I'll encounter most of the time.

[Tommymac]

58. I LOVE IT!!!!! George Carlin would be PROUD!!!

If you can't take rude, then move along.

[pecosbob]

59. I expect the owner knows his clientele...the easily offended ain't shopping in the hood

As for the rest, I feel his pain. Here in Vegas, we have issues with 'damp' currency...if I don't wear gloves my fingers will be stained yellow two hours into my shift.

[flamingdem]

61. Titty money?

I have learned a new saying today.

Kudos to Plava and to all New Yorkers for their honesty and humor.

[sl8]

65. Grand Rapids, MI?

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https://wfgr.com/l-l-market-sign-is-direct-and-clear-photo/

SIGN IN GR STORE SPELLS OUT THEIR NEW RULES CLEARLY

Jojo Girard
Updated: May 6, 2020

The L & L Market on Clancy Street is in one of the zip codes with a large number of CoVid-19 cases, so they have to be very straight forward with the facts. WARNING: The language is NFSW, but perhaps needed.

A contributor to the Grand Rapids subreddit posted a photo of the sign.

The Market, a convenience store in the Belknap Lookout neighborhood, has a list of rules, and they are very easy to follow. Many feel the 'no titty or shoe money' rule should carry over into the post-corona world.

Click the link below to see the sign.

[...]

[Photo] | https://wfgr.com/l-l-market-sign-is-direct-and-clear-photo/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral

[JudyM]

90. Get out! GR?!

That’s serious. Things are getting real.

[sl8]

91. Yes, and in May 2020, no less.

Plenty of places hadn't taken it seriously by then

[JudyM]

92. Whoa, impressive and BOLD.

Kudos to them!

[appleannie1]

67. There is a difference between attitude and rude and tastelessness. I would not shop there.

[Hortensis]

68. Not my verbal style, but a person after my own heart.

[Tommy Carcetti]

73. I mean, I get it, I agree with the general sentiment, but...

...New Yorkers.

[sl8]

74. I think it's Michiganders (?)

[Tommy Carcetti]

75. Ah, okay.

Point remains nonetheless.

[rickford66]

76. Hey. NY isn't Jesus Land. Head West if that's your thing.

[lpbk2713]

78. Take a survey before you go in.

"Alright ... how many of you people are MOTHERFUCKERS?"


Then proceed as is appropriate from the results.

[Aussie105]

82. It's a good sign.

It clearly expresses how pissed off the writer is about the whole thing.

Both the pandemic situation and the stupidity he gets to see in his shop on a regular basis.

[Warpy]

95. Looks like the owner has had clerks out because of clods who won't mask up

or observe any of the other common sense rules and has reached his/her absolute limit with idiots.

Yeah, the sign is rude. Rude people in a pandemic need a rhetorical smack across the chops. This is NY, everybody else will laugh.