Is Everyone Ready?

[H2O Man]

On Wednesday, Mike Lindell (aka the Pillow Guy) said that today, August 13, 2021, Donald Trump would be globally recognized as the rightful president, and re-take the White House. Does anyone know what media sources will be providing live coverage?

Also, if the world did come to an abrupt end in 1844, is this the promised second coming?

[malaise]

1. ROFL

With snacks and Blue Mountain Coffee

[H2O Man]

3. In posting this

essential OP, I note it double-posted. Apologies to those who responded to the other one. More importantly, can anyone claim that double-posting was mere coincidence? Or is it a sign of what is to come?

[malaise]

8. Happens to me all the time

so don't take it as a sign

[H2O Man]

10. Wait!

That is actually further confirmation of my pre-reached conclusion! (It's been happening to me lately, too.)

[malaise]

12. Hahahahahaha

Today should be interesting

[H2O Man]

25. I can't take my eyes

off the TV. It's too high. Why would anyone have put them up there?

[kentuck]

2. It will be interesting to see what threats Trump spews out today.

In an effort to incite his semi-developed followers into some sort of violent activity.

The next "big event" in Washington is scheduled for September 18th.

That may be their focus?

Whatever Trumps says, no doubt it will be to blame someone else.

It is truly a pitiful, sad saga in our history.

[H2O Man]

6. I have heard that

a number of people are calling the My Pillow company, pretending they are going to make an order, then saying, "Er, no, my spouse says Mike is a liar and Trump supporter." Monkey warfare!

We are definitely in a strange, sad time in our country's history. After yet another sleepless night, I found a news story on Lindell hilarious. Gotta take laughs where I can find them!

[kentuck]

11. One wonders when their lies will run out of steam?

Many Americans are wondering when will there be justice?

[Cosmocat]

14. They have followed the 45 track of just spewing shit so relentlessly

they are never held to account for it.

[H2O Man]

15. I wish that

I could disagree with you, but there really hasn't been many republicans held to account in recent years. A large number of crooks from the Reagan administration were convicted of criminal offenses -- including some that Bush the Elder pardoned. But those in W's misadministration were not held responsible for illegal actions. That seems to have set the stage for the horrors of the Trump era.

[Evolve Dammit]

29. I think you are 100% correct. NOTHING happened. Even "Scooter" Libby was pardoned.

[Cosmocat]

43. If you look Nixon, Reagen, W

They admins did arguably did progressively worse things while suffering fewer consequences.

[H2O Man]

44. Good point.

I agree that Reagan/Bush took actions that were about as bad, at very least, and that there were few consequences. Nixon was terrible, as were those committing crimes with & for him, and certainly set our country down a path that leads directly to today. If the full tumor is not removed, it generally will metastasize.

[H2O Man]

24. Right.

How the heck can anyone take this shit seriously?

[Kid Berwyn]

4. It's more like The Rupture.

[H2O Man]

7. !!!!!!!!!

Well done! I like that, and hope you don't mind if I use it today!

[Kid Berwyn]

13. It'd be an honor.

The guy host says, “Let’s take a hard look at this.”

[H2O Man]

16. Thanks!

I'll have to wait a bit to start making phone calls and using that line!

[Lochloosa]

5. On pins and needles.

You only get a few of these in your lifetime. You know, the moon landing..Mount St. Helen etc.

You know, the stuff kids will be reading about in school.

[H2O Man]

9. The anticipation

is greater around the entire globe than the Deazier vs Ali Fight of the Century. It even surpasses watching re-runs of 1960s soap operas, in my opinion.

[ornotna]

17. I'm ready to party

I have a couple of Miller Lights. Woo Hoo!

[H2O Man]

20. I have two

extremely stake "fizzies" that I have kept since 1966, for just such a time as this. I'll drink those, and perhaps even smoke some dried lima beans. I'm ready to go all out.

[panader0]

21. A couple of Miller Lights does not a party make.

C'mon over to my place.

[marble falls]

31. No, but a pint of serious ale is ...

... especially if you're sitting out on the deck watching the hummingbirds whilst smoking a doob.

[spanone]

18. Bwahahahahahaaa....

[H2O Man]

22. It must be true!?!?

I mean, would Mike Lindell lie?

[spanone]

26. Now that calls for some serious consideration.

Look, any man that stuffs a pillow is beyond reproach.

I'll go with 'it must be true' !!!!!

[H2O Man]

27. A man who

swears on a pillow stands for truth. That's sacred.

[panader0]

19. I've been waiting my entire lifetime for this day.

Everything is in place. Let 'er rip!

[H2O Man]

23. Our generation hoped

to live long enough to see this day! Yet, it seems almost normal -- in the context of all the other madness.

[TNNurse]

28. I am headed out to pick up trash along the road on our property.

I will check for the video when I come back in.

[H2O Man]

45. I can't find any reports

on CNN or MSNBC. Maybe only Fox is covering Trump's historic return to the presidency yesterday?

Thank you for picking up the trash! I have great respect for that!

[TNNurse]

50. Have found some interesting and also disgusting things.

We live out in the country and the trash can be really awful...no road crews cleaning up.

Yesterday I found a lot of empty Miller Lite cans and oddly two unopened ones. My theory was they were two drunk to realize they were throwing away beer. My husband thinks they threw it out because they were close to home ad could not arrive with it. I suppose we will never know.

[H2O Man]

52. Yikes!

When I moved here, I'd take my kids to the waterfalls across the road. My neighbor, Old Fred, and I would pick up the trash that human trash would leave there. One day, Old Fred said, "They could at least leave us some unopened beers!"

I live very rurally. Lately, a person or persons has been tossing needles out along the road. This includes some in front of my nearest neighbors' house. Their son had died of a heroin overdose last summer. My son cleans those needles so they don't have to see them.

[TNNurse]

57. Wow, not seen needles. How wonderful your son does that.

Yesterday I was surprised there were no Dasani bottles with chewing tobacco spit in them. That has been a standard for years. He does recap them. If I could ID him, they would end up in his yard, guess it is best I cannot.

[H2O Man]

59. Many years ago,

either the late 1970s or early '80s, a couple of bags of McDonald's trash were tossed out of the window of a car in front of us. My friend slammed on his brakes, scouped up the trash, and caught up to the offender's car. When we came into town, there was a red light. My friend ran up, opened a car door and threw the garbage back in. It was one of the coolest things that I've ever witnessed.

[TNNurse]

67. I am incredibly jealous of that.

[marble falls]

30. Jared Kushner was at the door this morning passing out flyers about the transition, ...

... it seems his father-in-law has made him point man in the new 'get in touch with the little guy' initiative. Ivanka was so proud, she packed him a lunch with a yogurt bar.

[H2O Man]

46. Do you know

if Ivanka eats plastic fruit? To give her that plastic essence? I remember a line in a great movie predicting that there would be a future in plastics, almost predicting Ivanka's being.

[marble falls]

64. "One word, Benjy ... plastics." Ivanka wants you to eat anemic pumpkins a Thanksgiving ...

The shell comes, of course, from a highly endanger species, at about $500 a shell.

Stupid, venial, tone deaf. It's like they do not care.

[H2O Man]

74. People like her

lack the capacity to process the reality that others do not think or exist in their plastic world. Your post documents that perfectly.

[blogslug]

32. Some boneheads will try to pull some ugly shit today

But then, they've been doing that for the last five years so, how will we know the difference?

[H2O Man]

47. Valid question.

All we know for certain is that the cult does not know the difference between the real world and the one they inhabit.

[HipChick]

33. Is the take over today?

Haven't been keeping up with the news?

Do I have time for breakfast?

[SergeStorms]

39. It's no take over.

They're restoring the rightful president to his golden throne. We've all seen the same evidence from Trump's army of attorneys in courts of law all over the U.S. It's irrefutable!

Who can deny there were Jewish space lasers? Who can deny a long dead Hugo Chavez interfered with the Dominion voting machines? Who can deny Chinese, Chechnyan, Vietnamese bamboo shoots in Arizona's ballots?

The evidence is as plain as the swollen, dripping nose on Don Jr.'s face!

Today the January 6th tourists will be proved right, and their immediate release back into the sweet, clear air of American freedom is nigh.

It's a day for all Americans to celebrate and rejoice, at The Return of the King!

Or not.

[H2O Man]

49. Thank you!

Every word true facts! I was out watching the night sky, and can't believe the fake news has fooled people into believing what are clearly Jewish Space Lasers for meteors. What can we expect, though, when Fidel Castro faked his death so that he could run CNN?

[H2O Man]

48. As long as your

breakfast includes a Trump Steak, I think it is legal. But it might be best to call a lawyer, such as Sidney Powell.

[NurseJackie]

34. Some fruit-loop minister recently said that Trump was ALREADY sworn in...

... and that he (Trump) is now the 19th President of the United States.

[H2O Man]

51. There you go!

If someone says something -- a minister, no less -- than it has to be true. Except, of course, if the fake news claims that Trump said something that they have film of him saying. For they are lying. We can only hope Trump appoints this virtuous man of the cloth as the Minister of Truth. An authentic Shroud of Turin, he.

[NurseJackie]

54. I can't wait to see his new letterhead.

[H2O Man]

56. With his autograph on it.

Also paper towels that he can throw into the crowd.

[KS Toronado]

35. Has anyone heard if the Capitol Police

geared up for today?

[H2O Man]

53. They likely have orders

to escort Trump directly to the throne. I mean, our tax dollars pay their salaries. They need to get with the program of being programmed.

[KS Toronado]

68. directly to the throne?

is that the golden one in qrump tower?

[H2O Man]

69. I believe so .....

They are assigned to make sure he does create a clog as he is flushed from history.

[AllaN01Bear]

36. this

[H2O Man]

55. Thank you!

I was dancing with wild abdomen, as John Lennon said, to this tune!

[MoonRiver]

37. I'm ready, for a nap!

[H2O Man]

58. Too much partying

in anticipation for this sacred event?

[malthaussen]

38. I have my Trump banners ready!

Finally, justice will triumph!

-- Mal

[H2O Man]

60. Great!

People living in my rural neighborhood still have their's up. Patriots. They have sacrificed space on their lawns and barns for the sake of this nation.

[keithbvadu2]

40. Did Trump hike the prices for his DC hotel for last night and tonight?

Did Trump hike the prices for his DC hotel for last night and tonight?

Where are they holding the inaugural balls?

[H2O Man]

61. Good call!

Actually, geat call! My face hurts from laughing! Thank you!

[Ford_Prefect]

41. The Rapture was promised and somehow missed us all.

Saint Donald's elevation doesn't seem to be on the agenda yet.

Curious that, no?

[H2O Man]

62. It must be

almost like a re-run for people who missed it the first time, as interpreted by misreadings of the Old and New Testicles. Definitely greater than the return of anyone from those books.

[peggysue2]

42. Did it happen? Did I miss it?

Although I've read some editing of the original prediction, as in Trump was secretly inaugurated in March and has been running the country behind the scenes. Thus, his 'cabinet' meetings in Bedminister.

These whack jobs are getting worse, more insane.

[H2O Man]

63. It's all true,

especially all the stuff that contradicts what was promised the day before. It must be this way, or else Biden's communist supporters would use their Jewish space lasers to change the votes. These lasers are programmed to change votes cast on Big Bamboo rolling papers. (Are they still made? Memories of my teen-aged years!)

You are correct, of course -- it is getting worse. There is a synergy of anxiety and stress from a cluster of related issues, including covid, masks, the drought and fires in parts of the country, and floods in the news. Those who are somewhat unstable at their baseline will become increasingly unstable. Those already unstable will act out violently. Sad, but it is where we are at.

[keithbvadu2]

65. Lin Wood: Trump has secret military backchannel to authorize nuclear strikes

https://www.democraticunderground.com/1017656338

Lin Wood: Trump has secret military backchannel to authorize nuclear strikes

[spanone]

66. Promises Kept, Promises Broken

TFG truth o meter

https://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/promises/trumpometer/

[H2O Man]

71. Thank you!

Trump's concept of Truth is a wee bit different from reality.

[GoneOffShore]

72. I heard it's been moved to 31 September.

[H2O Man]

73. Right.

Second Comings are always just around the corner, coming to us live in just a short time.