I'm confused. Why is Biden still in the White House

[Roland99]

I mean. All that evidence that he, personally, stole the election using Hunter’s laptop’s 5G chip to allow China to hack into almost every county’s election system, even those with no way to connect to the internet - that’s how powerful the 5G chip is, has proven beyond any doubt who’s ever watched a YouTube video from a Dr who fled license and financial sanctions and started her own new practice in a run-down strip shopping center to combat the demon seed from aliens

I mean, a guy in a Facebook group I follow told me all this so it has to be true

[Orrex]

1. George Sonos personally paid me $5 for ever Republican ballot that I destroyed

[EYESORE 9001]

2. There are too many threads on this

You’re gonna upset the old poots.

[Roland99]

6. But I *am* an old poot. lol

[Marrah_Goodman]

11. You can never have too many threads on this

It's making a rather stressful day awesomely funny.

[EYESORE 9001]

12. To tell the truth...

I also got a chuckle from an OP chastising DUers for so many threads on this topic. Hence the ‘old poot’ reference.

[malaise]

13. THIS

[MineralMan]

3. Yeah. It's almost Noon in DC, too.

Looks like they were wrong.

[Wingus Dingus]

4. Oh yeah, I had forgotten, today was reinstatement day.

Did the moving van show up? No?

[getagrip_already]

5. He isn't in the wh. He is at home in DE.......

Coincidence?

[Roland99]

7. Le gasp!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

8. For this thread

Link to tweet

[tavernier]

9. He is still searching for the silverware.

Nothing but those black plastic Mickey D spoons and forks after doughboy left.

[FakeNoose]

10. Today is Chump's golf day, innit?