What are you doing to celebrate Donald Trump's reinstatement? I went to the bathroom,

[AZLD4Candidate]

smoked my shisha in my hookah, drank a cup of iced coffee, and laughed at all the "celebrations" at his in reinstatement.

I couldn't find it on C-SPAN, so I turned on OANN and watched for about a minute. Here is the minute I watched.

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Then I learned a new dance.

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It's just like when I, as a Mets fan, celebrate July 3rd, or as we call "Bobby Bonilla Day."

In case anyone didn't understand, this is massive .

[bottomofthehill]

1. I worked a 13 hour day in anticipation of the big event.

[AZLD4Candidate]

2. At three jobs because that is "uniquely American," as Junior said in a town hall?

[Diamond_Dog]

3. I took a nap.

[Mary in S. Carolina]

4. I went to an outside restaurant/bar,

in a very republican area, and asked management, in a loud serious voice, to change all the channels to Fox so I could watch Trump being reinstated. I have not laughed this hard in a very long time - it did not go over well with some patrons (or management). They did not appreciate me mocking them....I am still laughing.

[KT2000]

5. Excellent!

[TheRealNorth]

7. Nice one

[yonder]

6. That Dance. I forgot about those hideous moves.

Still laughing here.

[ProfessorGAC]

8. I Played Golf

Well, that's probably not a special celebration. I play golf every day!
I guess, mostly I ignored an event I knew wasn't going to happen!

[KentuckyWoman]

9. I found a potato that rotted in the bottom of a cabinet yesterday.

It must have worked its way out of the bag and rolled back into the dark corner it was putrefying in. Took me an hour to find the source of the smell.

To do my part in Making American Great Again I have named it after dear leader and donated it to feed the maggots that live all summer in the community dumpster.

Praise Jesus.