From The "You Can't Make This Up" File: Conservative Palm Beach Lobsterfeast COVID Waiver

[Initech]

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[Scottie Mom]

1. Geeeez!!! Let that piece of 💩 get Covid and die!!!

😡🤬😡

Karma??? Where are you????

[musette_sf]

2. "Where are the cheese biscuits??"

[Initech]

11. Mmmmmmmmmmmm... cheesy biscuits!

[mopinko]

3. pro tip- if they tell you you have to sign a waiver

it probably isnt a good idea.

[Initech]

5. Get a bunch of unvaccinated idiots in the same room together...

And you'll have a lot less unvaccinated idiots at the next gathering!

[Maraya1969]

4. I first thought this had something to do with Roger Stone being a crustacean.

[lpbk2713]

6. "Bring your money."

"But if you get sick you're on your own."

[Blue Owl]

7. Based on the reflection in his sunglasses....

I’m guessing he’s driving around exposing himself, you just know he’s got his dick out under that National Enquirer

[smirkymonkey]

8. He's so repulsive!

[Initech]

10. I know, right?

[TheBlackAdder]

9. It's funny that they are the Party of Limited Tort only when it's to save their own ass.

[lame54]

12. Get out of republican free card

[Maru Kitteh]

13. Jaysus. He is really looking like shit, isn't he.

Like, if the "Lord of the Flies" characters had come upon two barges full of black tar heroin and whiskey, and still somehow managed to live into their 90's.


BOOM.


Roger Stone.

[muriel_volestrangler]

14. If the Republicans use waivers for their gatherings, can parents sue DeSantis personally

when their children get Covid at school, and he forced them to take no precautions? This is evidence that Florida Republicans know the risk is significant.