NO TOASTERS!!!

[brooklynite]

Trump rallies have standards…

Link to tweet

[2naSalit]

1. I didn't see...

Anything about ankle biters, though.

[Kittycatkat]

2. They forgot zip ties.

[Igel]

9. They can pick them up once they get inside. n/t

[kskiska]

3. What about the "freedom" they have to possess those items?

Are they going to put up with this?

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. They can have my Cuisinart CPT-180P1 Metal Classic 4-Slice toaster in lovely Brushed Stainless

when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.


If they outlaw Toasters, only outlaws will have toast.

And I for one, am willing to die on that hill.

[A HERETIC I AM]

5. Or plate, as the case may be.

But if you're into eating your toast on a hill, more power to ya.

[KT2000]

8. Ha! best toaster rec ever!

[Ka-Dinh Oy]

6. But you can bring lots of cigarettes and lighters.

[myohmy2]

7. how about...

...masks?

...

[LetMyPeopleVote]

10. Here is the revised official list

Link to tweet

[bluecollar2]

11. To be fair...

They are only banning toasters...

You can still bring blenders, food processors, icemakers etc..

[E. Normus]

12. firearms!?

I didn't see guns listed. They surely could not be viewed as a hazard. All MAGA's know that the more folks carry heat, the safer we are. Right!?

[Ilsa]

17. "Weapons" listed. Maybe since guns are more like buddies or

objects of worship, they aren't included.

[muriel_volestrangler]

13. All in alphabetical order, except for the "appliances (i.e. toasters)" stuck on at the end

as if there was a standard list, but "appliances" - meaning, to them, just toasters - had to be added for this event, because they knew there'd be toaster-based trouble with MAGAts.

Is it still OK to bring a generator to provide the mains voltage needed for a toaster?

[Native]

14. I was thinking they should have used e.g. instead of i.e., but then I remembered the audience. Lol.

"for example" would have been best.

[Metatron]

15. Why don't they ever use spellcheck?

'E-Cigarrettes'

[brooklynite]

19. Just the sort of thing Big Typo would be expected to say...

[tanyev]

16. Oh, it takes more than a sign to keep them out.

[Vinca]

18. No toasters? The horror!

Actually, I've been reading Michael Bender's book, "Frankly, We Did Win This Election," and some of these morons travel around like Trump is the Grateful Dead going from state-to-state and camping out for days in line with tents, sleeping bags, etc. It's not a stretch to think they might hook up a toaster somehow. Why Trump might be afraid of a toaster is an entirely different matter though. LOL. For starters, it's unlikely he could even identify one or tell you what it does.