Tue Aug 24, 2021, 11:57 AM

bluewater (5,376 posts)

Maskless Maggat confronts me then cowers. A true and revealing event.

I was shopping last Friday for groceries and was one of the few people in the store wearing a mask.

As I wheeled my cart down the coffee isle a forty year old looking guy, a guy much younger than me, a guy not wearing a mask, spotted me and headed straight towards me, agitated.

When he got within 15 feet of me or so he started shouting, "What are you afraid of, dude. What's with the f*cking mask..."

Not in the mood to engage this asshole, I replied "I'm wearing it because I don't feel well."

Seriously, the guy stopped dead in his tracks and the color drained from his face. He literally backed away and left the isle without saying another word.

So much for another fearless and maskless Trumper, eh?

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Maskless Maggat confronts me then cowers. A true and revealing event. (Original post)	bluewater	Aug 2021	OP
I love this OP	malaise	Aug 2021	#1
And added bonus would have been: Come here, you want a taste of it?	TheBlackAdder	Aug 2021	#101
or Do you know if I have it?	malaise	Aug 2021	#104
That's great!	StarryNite	Aug 2021	#2
I may get a body camera to start collecting video on these clown asses.	Throck	Aug 2021	#3
Perfect response!	50 Shades Of Blue	Aug 2021	#4
MY R.N. daughter	homegirl	Aug 2021	#52
I love El Paso people	Bluesaph	Aug 2021	#103
One of the greatest one liners ever.	Scruffy1	Aug 2021	#5
I miss El Paso. I lived there for 2 years in the late 80's	Maru Kitteh	Aug 2021	#64
Hello fellow El Pasan! Nt	bobandrileysmom	Aug 2021	#76
blue, you done made my day!!!	Leghorn21	Aug 2021	#6
I'm still waiting	SweepPicker	Aug 2021	#7
Keep us informed of your progress Picker - I'm kinda in the same mood most of the time.	NoMoreRepugs	Aug 2021	#9
I doubt anyone will give you trouble, they target women and elder men	BlancheSplanchnik	Aug 2021	#13
Some of my females friends say the same thing.	Dan	Aug 2021	#95
"I'm 58 and a pretty big guy."	Mariana	Aug 2021	#15
Exactly. nt	SunSeeker	Aug 2021	#58
I'm older than you and a petite woman.	Treefrog	Aug 2021	#78
71 female in Florida rides a scooter happened twice	Oppaloopa	Aug 2021	#81
Who wears a mask on a scooter?	Treefrog	Aug 2021	#84
I do especially in the grocery store.	Oppaloopa	Aug 2021	#107
I'm more of the "mind you own fucking business" type of responder.	CanonRay	Aug 2021	#8
Yep. You don't owe these assholes a reason.	GoCubsGo	Aug 2021	#74
I like that	Unwind Your Mind	Aug 2021	#97
Yeah, I'm all out of fucks to give	CanonRay	Aug 2021	#99
The thing to do if they don't run off right away...	Pluvious	Aug 2021	#10
Yes, yes, P, and punctuate the coughs with some bigly faux SNEEZES!!!	Leghorn21	Aug 2021	#14
I posted a month ago	SCantiGOP	Aug 2021	#11
That's a good one	nykym	Aug 2021	#12
THAT is the one I want to use if I ever have the opportunity!	ShazzieB	Aug 2021	#100
Best OP title ever.	JoanofArgh	Aug 2021	#16
Thank you!	bluewater	Aug 2021	#17
Love it!	IronLionZion	Aug 2021	#18
Not even an apology	Ishoutandscream2	Aug 2021	#19
Where the fuck do you live that people would actually act this way.	beaglelover	Aug 2021	#20
Eastern Connecticut	bluewater	Aug 2021	#23
Wow, I would never have suspected that. I grew up in N. NJ but have lived out here since 1988.	beaglelover	Aug 2021	#26
The naval base in New London adds to it too.	bluewater	Aug 2021	#28
Western NY is like that. Buffalo	wnylib	Aug 2021	#47
I live in a very small Eastern CT town as well	mindfulNJ	Aug 2021	#68
I live in a red area, and it would never happen where I am either.	Treefrog	Aug 2021	#41
are you serious?	barbtries	Aug 2021	#61
Just wait . . .	AverageOldGuy	Aug 2021	#62
Geez, anywhere there are enough cultists to let them feel their oats...	JHB	Aug 2021	#65
Where in S Cal do you live?	Arresting	Aug 2021	#85
North Hollywood. Never encountered a confrontational asshole in my 33	beaglelover	Aug 2021	#89
My grandmother lived in North Hollywood in the 70s.	Arresting	Sep 2021	#108
Bullies are all cowards at heart.	Rabrrrrrr	Aug 2021	#21
I had a Dr. tell me to start coughing loudly in front of unmasked people and watch them clear out.	33taw	Aug 2021	#22
Yuck, that would gross me out to cough into my mask.	Treefrog	Aug 2021	#67
It worked and I have only had to do it once. The man had his mask on his chin.	33taw	Aug 2021	#70
I carry a number of masks with me. I would just switch it out in the restroom.	niyad	Aug 2021	#92
I don't understand why they feel the need to confront mask-wearers	MissMillie	Aug 2021	#24
But it's not your freedom they care about, just theirs...	Wounded Bear	Aug 2021	#59
Ha ha	wendyb-NC	Aug 2021	#25
You are awesome!!!	Ka-Dinh Oy	Aug 2021	#27
Interesting how these roid enhanced assclowns....	Aviation Pro	Aug 2021	#29
K&R	LetMyPeopleVote	Aug 2021	#30
Why does everyone here always have all these great grocery line adventures?	fescuerescue	Aug 2021	#31
Simple, go to some red town where Qrump won.	KS Toronado	Aug 2021	#37
Except these stories seem to come out of blue towns.	Treefrog	Aug 2021	#43
Perhaps too many people are armed in red towns?	ecstatic	Aug 2021	#90
Ditto	sarisataka	Aug 2021	#40
Lol! Make one up	ecstatic	Aug 2021	#88
My favourite grocery store story came in the Before Times, the '16 campaign. I had	niyad	Aug 2021	#96
Perfect. His fear is refreshing. They fucking know. Just want to be bad ass and own the libs.	Evolve Dammit	Aug 2021	#32
When I see someone looking at me funny	KS Toronado	Aug 2021	#33
LOL!	lagomorph777	Aug 2021	#49
That's perfect. Next time throw in a cough for good measure.	Vinca	Aug 2021	#34
Kicking for visibility!	Niagara	Aug 2021	#35
For what it's worth, this old person	PoindexterOglethorpe	Aug 2021	#36
Oh, that was perfect!	PatSeg	Aug 2021	#38
Hah! The ultimate weapon against these idiots.	lagomorph777	Aug 2021	#39
I suspect the MAGAts are more afraid than we are	nuxvomica	Aug 2021	#42
If so, they have it exactly backwards.	lagomorph777	Aug 2021	#51
That was perfect! N/t	cate94	Aug 2021	#44
I think you've hit on the perfect respnose to them	Warpy	Aug 2021	#45
Great response!!!	hamsterjill	Aug 2021	#46
I start coughing, they move away fast!	2naSalit	Aug 2021	#48
This is OUTSTANDING, bluewater! Bravo!	calimary	Aug 2021	#50
Lol.	Bluethroughu	Aug 2021	#53
Not Living In Fear is not going so well for this guy.	Iggo	Aug 2021	#54
You were lucky	peppertree	Aug 2021	#55
Yep. I've told some I've been around my daughter who works in an ICU ward with dying COVID patients.	Liberty Belle	Aug 2021	#56
Like the doctor said, turn your head and cough...	Wounded Bear	Aug 2021	#57
I love that answer!	MuseRider	Aug 2021	#60
"What are you afraid of?" Lemmings.	JHB	Aug 2021	#63
Somewhat surprised I haven't been confronted by a magat while wearing my masks.	GoodRaisin	Aug 2021	#66
I loved your response - I'll be using it myself!	mrsadm	Aug 2021	#69
I hope you scared...	3catwoman3	Aug 2021	#71
Very interesting.	Joinfortmill	Aug 2021	#72
Proper procedure...	keithbvadu2	Aug 2021	#73
So the line running through this whole thread is they are brave and	halfulglas	Aug 2021	#75
I might say, I tested positive but the masks stop it right? n/t	brewens	Aug 2021	#77
i did something similar	rdking647	Aug 2021	#79
Thank you for this! I will use your response. I passed two unmasked women at Walmart today.	LaMouffette	Aug 2021	#80
Their toughness act is just that	Moebym	Aug 2021	#82
I wish I could remember that if anyone confronts me.	BigmanPigman	Aug 2021	#83
Excellent, thank you.	TNNurse	Aug 2021	#86
Lol! I am so glad I don't come across these aggressive maskholes	ecstatic	Aug 2021	#87
"If you want what I've got, I'll gladly take my mask off"	BlueIdaho	Aug 2021	#91
lol	Demovictory9	Aug 2021	#93
great answer and comeback. ill remember this .	AllaN01Bear	Aug 2021	#94
This message was self-deleted by its author	Moebym	Aug 2021	#98
You could have followed with....	DFW	Aug 2021	#102
Great one	empedocles	Aug 2021	#105
they don't believe in masks, until they do. LOL.	Javaman	Aug 2021	#106

Response to bluewater (Original post)

Tue Aug 24, 2021, 12:00 PM

malaise (254,351 posts)

1. I love this OP

Get thee to the greatest page - he's more afraid of Covid than the rest of us

Maskless Maggat confronts me then cowers. A true and revealing event.

1. I love this OP

101. And added bonus would have been: Come here, you want a taste of it?

104. or Do you know if I have it?

2. That's great!

3. I may get a body camera to start collecting video on these clown asses.

4. Perfect response!

52. MY R.N. daughter

103. I love El Paso people

5. One of the greatest one liners ever.

64. I miss El Paso. I lived there for 2 years in the late 80's

76. Hello fellow El Pasan! Nt

6. blue, you done made my day!!!

7. I'm still waiting

9. Keep us informed of your progress Picker - I'm kinda in the same mood most of the time.

13. I doubt anyone will give you trouble, they target women and elder men

95. Some of my females friends say the same thing.

15. "I'm 58 and a pretty big guy."

58. Exactly. nt

78. I'm older than you and a petite woman.

81. 71 female in Florida rides a scooter happened twice

84. Who wears a mask on a scooter?

107. I do especially in the grocery store.

8. I'm more of the "mind you own fucking business" type of responder.

74. Yep. You don't owe these assholes a reason.

97. I like that

99. Yeah, I'm all out of fucks to give

10. The thing to do if they don't run off right away...

14. Yes, yes, P, and punctuate the coughs with some bigly faux SNEEZES!!!

11. I posted a month ago

12. That's a good one

100. THAT is the one I want to use if I ever have the opportunity!

16. Best OP title ever.

17. Thank you!

18. Love it!

19. Not even an apology

20. Where the fuck do you live that people would actually act this way.

23. Eastern Connecticut

26. Wow, I would never have suspected that. I grew up in N. NJ but have lived out here since 1988.

28. The naval base in New London adds to it too.

47. Western NY is like that. Buffalo

68. I live in a very small Eastern CT town as well

41. I live in a red area, and it would never happen where I am either.

61. are you serious?

62. Just wait . . .

65. Geez, anywhere there are enough cultists to let them feel their oats...

85. Where in S Cal do you live?

89. North Hollywood. Never encountered a confrontational asshole in my 33

108. My grandmother lived in North Hollywood in the 70s.

21. Bullies are all cowards at heart.

22. I had a Dr. tell me to start coughing loudly in front of unmasked people and watch them clear out.

67. Yuck, that would gross me out to cough into my mask.

70. It worked and I have only had to do it once. The man had his mask on his chin.

92. I carry a number of masks with me. I would just switch it out in the restroom.

24. I don't understand why they feel the need to confront mask-wearers

59. But it's not your freedom they care about, just theirs...

25. Ha ha

27. You are awesome!!!

29. Interesting how these roid enhanced assclowns....

30. K&R

31. Why does everyone here always have all these great grocery line adventures?

37. Simple, go to some red town where Qrump won.

43. Except these stories seem to come out of blue towns.

90. Perhaps too many people are armed in red towns?

40. Ditto

88. Lol! Make one up

96. My favourite grocery store story came in the Before Times, the '16 campaign. I had

32. Perfect. His fear is refreshing. They fucking know. Just want to be bad ass and own the libs.

33. When I see someone looking at me funny

49. LOL!

34. That's perfect. Next time throw in a cough for good measure.

35. Kicking for visibility!

36. For what it's worth, this old person

38. Oh, that was perfect!

39. Hah! The ultimate weapon against these idiots.

42. I suspect the MAGAts are more afraid than we are

51. If so, they have it exactly backwards.

44. That was perfect! N/t

45. I think you've hit on the perfect respnose to them

46. Great response!!!