My theory is that COVID is caused by a-holes

[struggle4progress]

The theory suggests the following COVID treatment:

First, squirt a tube of Preparation H up each nostril.

Then spread a good anal bleach, like hydroquinone cream, over your whole head daily: always work it into the scalp well and do not neglect the area behind the ears!

Be sure to add generous amounts of polyethylene glycol to everything you drink

And schedule regular cosmetic anal botox treatments!

There is no record of anyone, who has followed this treatment plan, dying of COVID

[Sneederbunk]

1. A-Holes with worms.

[bottomofthehill]

2. I think we should start a Facebook page

Agreeing with Donald Trump, Franklin Graham, Louie Gohmert, Rand Paul and other esteemed republicans have found the cure for Covid. Eat your own shit and drink your own piss and you will be able to self cure yourself. It is based on the same science that injecting yourself with bleach and sticking a lightbulb up your ass will cure you.

[LakeArenal]

3. I'm going on record to say, "Not a Theory. It's a FACT.

Now all you assholes, prove me wrong.