The author of this tweet died tonight, as a result of covid-19.

[Celerity]

Link to tweet

One less MAGAt to spread mass-murder under the cover of a political stance.

RIP you fucking shitehawk.

[Ocelot II]

1. One less GOP vote.

[CanonRay]

2. Good riddance

[catbyte]

3. Huh.

Once again...

[Niagara]

7. Hey Catbyte.

Do you have the image with the field about where I grow my phucks?


Yes, I don't mind saying the word itself, I'm only weird about typing or writing it.

[catbyte]

11. This one?

[Niagara]

13. Sort of.

It was an image of an empty field. It was posted sometime last week and I forgot to get a copy.

[Arkansas Granny]

23. OMG! I love it.

[kairos12]

33. LOL!! Made my night. Thanks catbyte.

[Maru Kitteh]

37. OhMgee catbyte that IS THE BEST!

[Celerity]

12. here

[Niagara]

14. Sort of.

It was an image of an empty field. It was posted sometime last week and I forgot to get a copy.

[Celerity]

17. there are these, but they lack that medieval vibe

[Niagara]

19. The top one is what I was looking for.

Thank you, Celerity!

[Celerity]

20. yw

[DFW]

4. Maybe he'll learn to spell "Nazis" without the apostrophe in his next life. n/t

[Comfortably_Numb]

5. He has eternity to learn the difference between plural and possessive. And with these dimwits

that’s probably not long enough.

[DFW]

10. I'm sure you're right. One eternity will probably not suffice. n/t

[ProfessorGAC]

25. Made Me Laugh!

One eternity is not enough!

[DFW]

39. If this keeps up

I'll be selected to come up with titles for James Bond films.

[Comfortably_Numb]

27. I like what you did with the contraction, "You're right." Magats mess that one up too.

Always “your going to die from science”, etc.

[DFW]

40. I always keep the Grammar Guide to Republicanese handy for reference.

EXCERPTS FROM THE OFFICIAL DICTIONARY OF REPUBLICANESE

In Republicanese, many words that sound alike may be spelled differently at random. A few prominent examples:

In Republicanese, the following words may be spelled at random using any of the three ways given:

A.) Two, Too, To
B.) Their, They're, There
c.) Your, Yore, You're

The Republicanese version of Robin Hood therefore starts with "In days of you're...."

The only rule is that the correct use of them as in English is never permitted twice in a row.

Words with single letters that change meaning when that letter is doubled must never be used in correct English context. The classic example is “lose” vs. “loose.” In Republicanese, if you do not win an election, then you “loose” that election. Conversely, if your (Republicanese: you’re) belt is too tight, you need it more “lose” in order to be comfortable. Another example would be the Republicanese, “I met Donald Trump, and he was rudder than I imagined,” vs. “I grabbed the ruder and was able to steer the boat to shore.”

In English, the contraction for "it is" is written "it's." To show possession referring to something previously mentioned, one writes "its." In Republicanese, it is the other way around. Examples:
English: It's impractical for a building to have its solar panels in the basement.
Republicanese: Its impractical for a building to have it's solar panels in the basement.

In Republicanese, as opposed to English, an apostrophe is used to form a plural. But it must be done at random, never systematically. For example, Bill and Hillary are "the Clinton's," but Bill, Chelsea and Hillary are "the Clintons." The other way around is also correct. In Republicanese, either form is correct as long as it is not spelled the same way twice in a row.

[Comfortably_Numb]

42. A morning smile with my coffee. Thank you, sincerely!! They're morans.

[zipplewrath]

6. They're willing to die

They're willing to die to make sure Biden doesn't get a second term.

[DSandra]

8. Never thought that serial killers like Charles Manson and Jim Jones would be made to look like...

rookies and amateurs compared to Republican Party leaders and top influencers.

[Niagara]

9. Is this what they call "owning the libs"?

[Equomba]

15. The 3rd reich-wing radio host to croak in as many weeks.

Oh well, better he than me!

[modrepub]

16. Assuming He's Unvaccinated

If so, I'll give him some credit for practicing what he preached. Less credit goes the TFG and his minions at Fox who are vaccinated but encouraging their followers to ignore those who want them to or peddling "cures" that enrich their investments.

[LisaL]

22. Of course he was un-vaccinated.

NT

[moondust]

18. So he was Antifa?

[LisaL]

24. Antiva.

NT

[Takket]

21. one less drumpf voter for 2024!!!!!!!!!! BYE BYE!!!

[malaise]

26. One Word

Cained

That is all

[Celerity]

29. I call it 'doing the Herman'

[malaise]

31. Same thing

[Celerity]

36. taking one for Team MAGA

[FakeNoose]

28. Do any of these fools think Chump actually cares that they died?

[monkeyman1]

30. vaccinated -still breathing & ANTIVA'S - have to check morgue truck's ?

[Celerity]

32. ANTIVA

[kairos12]

34. COVID has it in for mouth breathers, apparently.

[lpbk2713]

35. Dr Fauci tried to tell you.

But you just wouldn't listen.

[Initech]

38. Want freedom? Get the damn vaccine. Don't want freedom? This is your alternative.

[OhioChick]

41. No sympathy here... n/t