Ice-pick lobotomy could cure COVID!

[struggle4progress]

Republicans who don't trust vaccines are rushing to swallow the Nobel-prize-winning horse deworming medicine, ivermectin, for all their COVID needs

But maybe they should also consider another Nobel-prize-winning treatment -- the ice-pick lobotomy!

The ice-pick lobotomy is a very simple procedure: an ice-pick is jabbed through the patient's eye-socket and into the brain, where it is briskly swished to reduce troublesome nerve tissue to a thick liquid-like consistency. It's quick and inexpensive! Big Pharma, of course, will tell you that there's no evidence ice-pick lobotomies have any effect on COVID. I guess you can believe them but why would you?

[I_UndergroundPanther]

1. Gimme an Icepick..

Where do I sign up?

Maybe when they are vegetables we can get that vaccine in thier sorry asses

[TheRealNorth]

2. It can be super hot too

If you have Sharon Stone do it.

[cinematicdiversions]

6. You know we all have to die somehow....

[getagrip_already]

3. Already available - the Ronco lobomatic......

Only $19.95, and if you act now you can get the bleach attachment for just shipping and handling!

Just put on the headset, press the button, and the lobomatic will do the rest.

[Scrivener7]

4. I hear gelding works too.

[Goonch]

5. MAGA PROCEDURE

[bottomofthehill]

7. I hear eating your own shit and drinking your own piss is the cure.

It’s from a source as reputable as injecting bleach and shoving a lightbulb up your ass. Go Trump.

[SamKnause]

8. Hatchet to the head in another cure.

Lysol injections.

Huffing Lysol or bleach.

Bleach injections.

Bathing in full strength bleach.

Staying in a tanning booth for 12 hours allowing the light to deeply penetrate the body.

[royable]

9. A two-person procedure involving santorum and ivermectin as both prevention AND treatment! n/t

[applegrove]

10. They are scared and can't use masks or vaccines because they've been

manipulated.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215800169

[GoCubsGo]

11. I'm not convinced that most of them already haven't undergone that procedure.

It would explain a lot.

[struggle4progress]

12. "Since the ice-pick lobotomy didn't protect me, I'm trying ivermectin next!"

[pansypoo53219]

13. isn't a lobotomy redundant?