Mon Aug 30, 2021, 06:24 PM

Ice-pick lobotomy could cure COVID!

Republicans who don't trust vaccines are rushing to swallow the Nobel-prize-winning horse deworming medicine, ivermectin, for all their COVID needs

But maybe they should also consider another Nobel-prize-winning treatment -- the ice-pick lobotomy!

The ice-pick lobotomy is a very simple procedure: an ice-pick is jabbed through the patient's eye-socket and into the brain, where it is briskly swished to reduce troublesome nerve tissue to a thick liquid-like consistency. It's quick and inexpensive! Big Pharma, of course, will tell you that there's no evidence ice-pick lobotomies have any effect on COVID. I guess you can believe them but why would you?

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Ice-pick lobotomy could cure COVID! (Original post)	struggle4progress	Aug 2021	OP
Gimme an Icepick..	I_UndergroundPanther	Aug 2021	#1
It can be super hot too	TheRealNorth	Aug 2021	#2
You know we all have to die somehow....	cinematicdiversions	Aug 2021	#6
Already available - the Ronco lobomatic......	getagrip_already	Aug 2021	#3
I hear gelding works too.	Scrivener7	Aug 2021	#4
MAGA PROCEDURE	Goonch	Aug 2021	#5
I hear eating your own shit and drinking your own piss is the cure.	bottomofthehill	Aug 2021	#7
Hatchet to the head in another cure.	SamKnause	Aug 2021	#8
A two-person procedure involving santorum and ivermectin as both prevention AND treatment! n/t	royable	Aug 2021	#9
They are scared and can't use masks or vaccines because they've been	applegrove	Aug 2021	#10
I'm not convinced that most of them already haven't undergone that procedure.	GoCubsGo	Aug 2021	#11
"Since the ice-pick lobotomy didn't protect me, I'm trying ivermectin next!"	struggle4progress	Aug 2021	#12
isn't a lobotomy redundant?	pansypoo53219	Aug 2021	#13

Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Mon Aug 30, 2021, 06:28 PM

I_UndergroundPanther (11,848 posts)

1. Gimme an Icepick..

Where do I sign up?

Maybe when they are vegetables we can get that vaccine in thier sorry asses

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Mon Aug 30, 2021, 06:29 PM

TheRealNorth (8,409 posts)

2. It can be super hot too

If you have Sharon Stone do it.

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Response to TheRealNorth (Reply #2)

Mon Aug 30, 2021, 06:40 PM

cinematicdiversions (1,969 posts)

6. You know we all have to die somehow....

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Mon Aug 30, 2021, 06:35 PM

getagrip_already (10,643 posts)

3. Already available - the Ronco lobomatic......

Only $19.95, and if you act now you can get the bleach attachment for just shipping and handling!

Just put on the headset, press the button, and the lobomatic will do the rest.

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Mon Aug 30, 2021, 06:36 PM

Scrivener7 (48,230 posts)

4. I hear gelding works too.

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Mon Aug 30, 2021, 06:39 PM

Goonch (3,052 posts)

5. MAGA PROCEDURE

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Mon Aug 30, 2021, 06:46 PM

bottomofthehill (7,476 posts)

7. I hear eating your own shit and drinking your own piss is the cure.

It’s from a source as reputable as injecting bleach and shoving a lightbulb up your ass. Go Trump.

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Mon Aug 30, 2021, 07:02 PM

SamKnause (12,745 posts)

8. Hatchet to the head in another cure.

Lysol injections.

Huffing Lysol or bleach.

Bleach injections.

Bathing in full strength bleach.

Staying in a tanning booth for 12 hours allowing the light to deeply penetrate the body.

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Mon Aug 30, 2021, 07:06 PM

royable (1,150 posts)