"ANTIFA is planning on using COVID vaccine-soaked throwing stars on conservative parents."

[ck4829]

Pass it on.

[Arkansas Granny]

3. Lol. I see were on the same page with the darts.

[Drum]

10. 👆👆👆

[TheRealNorth]

15. What????

We have graduated from cans of Tomatoes?

[ProfessorGAC]

9. Damn It!

I was making sabots all day!
Now, I have to go practice throwing stars.

[Arkansas Granny]

2. Blow guns with darts would probably be more efficient and easier to aim.

[dflprincess]

11. I find the dart shooting rifle to be the most efficient

And it not only delivers the vaccine well, it gets the microchip in deep.

[Arkansas Granny]

30. Ah, a twofer. Good thinking.

[LiberatedUSA]

4. I don't know about you...

…but I’m in the mood to watch Revenge of the Ninja and Ninja 3: The Domination.

[Wicked Blue]

7. Guided by Jewish Space Lasers

[Blue Owl]

8. K&R

[zipplewrath]

12. The sad reality

It has been depressing to me to see just how many people will buy into these absurd assertions. We've made fun over the years of the "tin foil hat" crowd, thinking they were 1 in 100 if not 1000. But to see that easily 30% or more are willingly believing and accepting this crap makes me wonder what hope there is for maintaining a functioning democracy.

[lostnfound]

13. I suggested insulin-injecting tiny drones for a diabetic in the family

And recently a relative jokingly suggested using the same drones to inject vaccines in some anti-vax friends

[H2O Man]

16. It's true.

Dart guns, too. If everyone could please bring their's to the next secret meeting, ANTIFA leadership will conduct the proper testing.

Recommended.

[H2O Man]

34. That happens.

The sight got knocked clean off my blow gun last week. I hadn't read the instructions about that risk while shooting it from a speeding stolen car.

[Nevilledog]

17. So long as they don't figure out we put microchips in the dewormer.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

18. Sounds good to me

[Goonch]

21. DanInject Dart Guns The Best In The World When It Comes To Immobilization Equipment

[mercuryblues]

24. You guys are amatures.

I retrofitted an AK to shoot the vaccine in a frozen form. I can vaccinate 30-50 people in just a few minutes. With the red states lax gun laws...they can't stop me.

[greenjar_01]

25. Ninja, please!

[AllaN01Bear]

26. hem.

shoulder launched missile.
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[2naSalit]

27. Who didn't see this coming?

Antifaninjas!

[2naSalit]

29. LOL!!

[2naSalit]

40. Just don't...

Say it out loud three times!

[Downtown Hound]

31. Dude, dont tell them our plan!

I mean really, what are you going to do next? Tell them all our plans? Whatever you do, don't tell them about our plan to put huge doses of the vax in the water supply. That one will remain top secret as long as I draw breath.

Oops, shouldn't have said that.

[Withywindle]

32. has anyone tried hiding the vaccine in little pieces of hot dog? nt

[Grolph_]

33. Or beer

Hide it in beer.

Mmmmm.....Beer...

[tavernier]

38. Antifa?

There’s no such thing!
Right, guys? No antifa, or whatever that is.
Seriously. Square business. No such thing.
Right, guys?

[iemanja]

39. throw stars from the sky?

Is that what they mean?

[DBoon]

41. I thought Antifa only used quick drying concrete disguised as vegan milk shakes

[Ka-Dinh Oy]

42. How many people know how to throw those things?

They must have throwing star classes in all antifa schools.

[DavidDvorkin]

43. That's so crazy that it just might work.

[Brother Mythos]

44. I don't know. I'm getting old, and this ninja stuff is really a young man's game. Why can't we ...

do it like we did way back in the day, with good ol' fashion Chemtrails? I mean, it is a legendary, tried and true delivery method, with a phenomenal dispersion rate.

[niyad]

45. Standing in the presence of such heroic endeavors, I am embarrassed to confess my

small efforts. All I have managed to do was to get the vaccine into the popcorn oil and the hot dog condiments and a couple of kegs at the state fair.

[canetoad]

46. Well...

Using one of these, my brother and I made 'Shintaro the Samurai' throwing stars. Do they think this is new?