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[RandySF]

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[Lady Freedom Returns]

1. I don't care.

They get into throwing reach, their dead!

[brewens]

2. I killed a hobo in here the other day. This time of year they come in. They are dangerous, but you

can count on them finding a corner down low to set up in. I always check this time of year.

[denbot]

3. Umm, how close to a railyard are you?

[brewens]

5. Get outta here! LOL n/t

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

4. So sorry. If spiders want to reproduce, they're going

to have to search for a mate somewhere besides my house.

Especially as most of the spiders I see are black widows.

[Journeyman]

6. And when you see those, you need to play them the spider symphony . . .

The Spider Symphony. It's played with a rock or a piece of wood, sometimes your shoe, always in the key of B-flat.

[secondwind]

7. Lol

[Solly Mack]

8. I'll be sure to play in the mood music. Maybe some BB King.

They might like it.