Quite the group. Diversity limited to those with toothpicks and those without.

[kpete]

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[brush]

1. Those hats seem a bit silly indoors. You can take them off, guys.

[marybourg]

2. Don't they take their hats off indoors any more?

[Ocelot II]

6. If a guy takes off his hat, nobody would know he's a real Texas cowboy.

I was taught that a gentleman takes off his hat indoors, but there seems to be a dire shortage of those...

[lagomorph777]

22. But they would know that he's bald.

Fragile hypermasculine egos can't handle that.

[lagomorph777]

16. Also, shouldn't those hats be black?

They can't fool me. I've seen enough cowboy movies to know who's supposed to wear the black hats.

[marybourg]

21. LOL

[yonder]

3. One word (or rather vocalization): Baaaahhh

Talk about sheep. Same color, same style - all hat and no mettle.

[Xoan]

4. Clown 🤡 show

[East-A-Squared]

10. Rodeo clown show?

[DavidDvorkin]

5. They need the stupid hats to reflect their stupid self-image

Hats are good things to wear in sunshine, but even then, there are better ones.

[iscooterliberally]

7. This photo reminds me of the farting scene in Blazing Saddles. n/t

[nykym]

8. After seeing that photo all I could think of was

All Hat No Cattle.

[hvn_nbr_2]

23. Does this 10-gallon hat make my pea brain look bigger? nt

[Paladin]

9. Ignore the silly-ass picture. Read the Charlie Pierce column that comes with it. (nt)

[LiberatedUSA]

11. Is Wilford Brimley back from the dead?

Cause the one nodded off in the tan shirt looks like him.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

15. Nope, take another look. He's still dead.

Or maybe he's just pinin' for the arroyos.

[lagomorph777]

17. Pinin' for the arroyos?

Maybe he's simply stunned.

[lpbk2713]

12. Boy howdy.

Who's got some Red Man?

[48656c6c6f20]

13. Texass Taliban wearing their penis-cranial headgear.

[DBoon]

14. I hope spittoons were provided

[lagomorph777]

18. The world is their spittoon.

[lame54]

19. I hate when they colorize photos

[meadowlander]

20. There's a deep divide about moustaches as well.