Just For Fun (JFF) we should start a rumor

[PCIntern]

that large doses of Ex Lax will cure COVID. in fact, baking it into brownies rather than using chocolate does wonders.


Now this is not without precedent: the monologuist Jean Shepherd created a “best seller” out of a book that at the time, did not yet exist. He told his late-night radio listeners To go to bookstores and ask for a copy of “I, Libertine” and when they didn’t have it in stock to order it immediately. It is not difficult to believe that RW talk show hosts on radio and TV were decrying the subject matter of the book with many stating that they were horrified upon reading it.

A time later, Shep wrote and published it. What a hoot.

…but it has to be brand-name Ex Lax, the generic won’t do the trick.

[ret5hd]

1. How much stock should we buy?

[PCIntern]

2. Buy Puts....

Expiring November 2022

[mopinko]

3. tell them that the reason ivermectin works is that it causes you to expel the toxins

in your system. any case of the green apple two step will do.

[Pobeka]

4. I heard it not only cures, but prevents infection if you take it a couple times a week.

Heard from a very good source. An excellent source.

[keithbvadu2]

11. Many people say...

[Leith]

5. I've heard a couple right here on this board

They're both good.

1. There are no tracking chips in the vaccines. They're in the Ivermectin paste.

2. Wearing a mask over your nose and mouth foils facial recognition software. The feds can't reliably identify anyone wearing one.

If we could only get magats to grab hold of these and take off with them. A couple serious problems would be solved.

[Arkansas Granny]

6. I started a joke . . . .

[underpants]

7. I forgot that song.

Thanks.

[Binkie The Clown]

8. Well sure. No-brainer. It flushes the virus out of you, double quick. nt

[Lancero]

9. Liquid ex-lax works better than the chocolate or pill versions.

The most effective cure though is a 25/75 mix of Ex-Lax and Pepto-Bismol

[11 Bravo]

10. I was thinking Marjorie Taylor Greene and genital warts, but I'll settle for this.