Flynn Suggests Vaccine Will Be Put In Salad Dressing

[applegrove]

Flynn Suggests Vaccine Will Be Put In Salad Dressing

September 22, 2021 at 12:18 pm EDT By Taegan Goddard 402 Comments

https://politicalwire.com/2021/09/22/flynn-suggests-vaccine-will-be-put-in-salad-dressing/

"SNIP......

Former Trump national security adviser Michael Flynn referenced an article he read that claimed the medical establishment is planning to secretly put the Covid-19 vaccine in salad dressing.

.......SNIP"

[applegrove]

1. They really want the obese to die.

[TheBlackAdder]

26. Most RWers don't eat salads. But they do eat meat and Vegans are injecting them in steaks.

[Ocelot II]

2. Can I get a nice vinaigrette? I don't like Thousand Island.

[TheBlackAdder]

27. They're only targeting Trump supporters, so they are only putting them in Russian dressing.

[Ocelot II]

28. LOL. Maybe Ranch, too, since that's popular in the South to put on food that isn't salad.

[Binkie The Clown]

3. Put it in beer. That makes more sense. nt

[GoCubsGo]

4. Cheeto dust would be a better distribution method.

I'm guessing most of them wouldn't allow a salad within a thousand feet of them.

[Otto_Harper]

5. And Flynn should be immediatelt questioned and forced to show exactly where he "saw" this article.

Produce it for all to see, or be known as the BS artist you are.

[COL Mustard]

9. No, He Should Just Be Mocked

As the dumbest three-star general the Army ever produced.

[LudwigPastorius]

30. Don't forget he's also a liar, who pled guilty, and a traitor to the Constitution, who...

encouraged Trump to declare martial law in order to overturn the election.

But, yeah...he's also stupid.

[Butterflylady]

6. I hope they tell us which one

Because I need a booster and I really don't like needles.

[woodsprite]

18. "Miracle" Whip! nt

[SamKnause]

7. We need to put birth control in all products that conservatives ingest.

[PoliticAverse]

8. Next they'll be putting it in children's ice cream!...

[COL Mustard]

10. I Do Not Avoid Women, But I Do Deny Them My Essence

Dang. Maybe that's why my fifth ex-wife's lawyer just called?

[BamaRefugee]

11. Put it in Mountain Dew, game over. Those people don't eat salad!

And on every snack near the cash register at The Dollar Store.

[LudwigPastorius]

31. Put it in bricks of Velveeta.

The semi-liquid cheese product is practically its own food group in the South.

[markie]

12. what really causes people

to go mad... he's turned into a raving lunatic

[Mad_Machine76]

13. Good

I don't see this as a problem

[Freddie]

14. I'll have the Moderna Ranch, please

[Roland99]

32. With some Pfizer peppers and J&J croutons

[JustAnotherGen]

15. I read an article

That Flynn is stupid

[vercetti2021]

16. Wouldn't be effective

Since when do overweight GOP men eat salads? You'd have to put into shitty cheap beer and hungry mans

[ZonkerHarris]

17. It's in the Budweiser and the BBQ sauce!!!!!

[rickyhall]

19. They publish crazy people's delusions and hallucinations now. Cool...

[NewHendoLib]

20. Russian dressing, of course!

[Midnight Writer]

21. Dammit! I thought it was the horse paste that went in the salad dressing.

I must have got my signals crossed.

Any salad lovers out there with worms?

[BlueIdaho]

22. This guy was a general?

Are all our generals this stupid?

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

23. How did this asshole ever become a General?

[BSdetect]

24. There needs to be a word for lower than low. Scum seems insufficient.

[PCIntern]

25. For an extra kick, General, add a pineapple

Salad will be nicely tossed.

[Ocelot II]

29. Reminds me a bit of when fluoridation was the object of terror among RWers

back in the '60s or thereabouts.

[smirkymonkey]

33. The Derp is strong with this one. What a total moron.