Tuesday TOONs - Facebook: Blue Is The New Yellow

[JHB]

Facebook: Blue Is The New Yellow

Facebook: Outage-ening

Trolls Take You!

The Sphinxema

The Unboxing

The Goatmaster General

Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself, I’m A Man Of Subservient Gaze
Followed along while chaos reigned
Now to cash in for my days

In case you missed any over the last week:
(I stand by my lack of promises that I'll remember to include this every day)

9/29: Wednesday TOONs - Mitchiavellian Scheming

9/30: Thursday TOONs - Mitch Settles

10/1: Friday TOONs - Some Men Just Want To Watch The World Burn

10/2: Weekend TOONs - Justice Alito Doth Protest Too Much

10/3: Doonesbury - A Letter From The Guvnor

10/4: Monday TOONs - Won't Someone Think Of The Children?!

[Wounded Bear]

1. K & R...nt

[Kid Berwyn]

2. More news from the cartoons than the tee vee kick.

Information, too.



Thank you, JHB!

[planetc]

3. Yay! Toons!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

4. Thank you for the cartoons

[niyad]

5. Thank you for this depressingly excellent collection.

[mountain grammy]

6. Excellent toons. Thank you.

[burrowowl]

7. Some good toons

[steventh]

8. Thanks for Tuesday TOONs - Facebook, Sinema, USPS etc

Thanks for links to the recent previous TOONs and Doonesbury
k&r

[dalton99a]

9. Great collection

[secondwind]

10. Wow.... K&R

[KY_EnviroGuy]

11. Thanks JHB, good set today. Always love Chris Britt's characters.

KY.........

[Wild blueberry]

12. Thank you

Luckovich nails all the cowards who watched our country burn and sat there (until their lucrative book deal).
And yeah, I'm talking about you too Woodward.

[Hekate]

13. Kicktoons. And we thought we knew trolls...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. Thank you for these great toons! ♥

I don't get this one.

[JHB]

17. Search for threads on the Pandora Papers.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. Thanks so much! ♥

[erronis]

15. "Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself, I'm A Man Of Subservient Gaze" - Classic!

Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself, I’m A Man Of Subservient Gaze
Followed along while chaos reigned
Now to cash in for my days

"Sympathy For The Devil"

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Tzar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made

I shouted out,
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reach Bombay

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, hit it

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
Cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste

Um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

Um mean it, get down

[JHB]

16. I'm still not happy with it, but I needed something to rhyme with "days"...

...and I wasn't going to spend an hour or more trying to think one up.

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a lyricist!

[PatSeg]

19. Facebook's Bad Day