It kills COVID in a test tube! So you should try it!

[struggle4progress]

Things that kill COVID in a test tube offer potential COVID cures and need to be studied more!

Here are some of my ideas!

Boiling water will kill COVID in a test tube!
Potential COVID cure: immerse yourself in scalding water

A blowtorch flame will kill COVID in a test tube!
Potential COVID cure: inhale flames through your nose

Caustic soda will kill COVID in a test tube!
Potential COVID cure: gargle DRANO

[tanyev]

1. Now that's how you do research!

[NameAlreadyTaken]

2. Do assault rifles work?

[Strelnikov_]

12. Sure! But best to use a 50 cal. Barrett

Only way to be sure!

[RFCalifornia]

3. I am in FB Jail for suggesting an antivaxxer inject bleach

[monkeyman1]

17. sorry , but allow TFG TO SAY ANY DAMN GARBAGE HE WANT'S ! go figure !

[Elwood P Dowd]

4. Drinking a large glass

of Clorox mixed 50/50 with Vinegar might do the trick.

[Lars39]

5. And bonus...Big Pharma can't touch those remedies!

[SCantiGOP]

23. "Follow the money"

I had a brief (well, actually, way too long) discussion with an anti-vaxxer on a forum. I blocked her after her third reply. Each time, she said "Follow the money" and added a picture - first, it was Pfizer's logo, then it was Fauci, and finally Joe Biden.
I just couldn't argue against that kind of superior logic.

[getagrip_already]

6. Big-Pharma will never let them be discussed! Politicians will outlaw them!

They want all the profits!

[mwooldri]

7. Some brilliant mind suggested injecting disinfectant.

I want to know : which brand works best?

(Obligatory "Insert Sarcasm" statement)...

[Corgigal]

8. I had a red ant bite me once,

I wonder if you gather enough to bite you, might cure COVID. I don’t think anything you survive them.

[ck4829]

9. Pure plutonium, sea wasp venom, and the Twitter account of Scott Baio

Can’t get much more toxic than those things. They have to stop COVID.

[Butterflylady]

10. LOL

The funniest part is if repug reads this they probably will try some of them.

[KT2000]

11. Yes!

and it will go viral!

[lambchopp59]

13. Swarms of pirhanas cure COVID too!

[PurgedVoter]

14. Bathing in positive hydrogen ions is the best cure.

It will even get rid of micro chips.

(Prepare the proton beam!)

[reACTIONary]

15. Only if the proton beam is mounted on...

... a Jewish satellite.

[IronLionZion]

19. Space lasers start wildfires

so that the fires will kill COVID in the wild

[Rural_Progressive]

16. Hypertonic saline solution will take out those nasty viruses in a test tube as well

Everybody needs to go down to the beach and drink a whole lot of saltwater, it'll cure what ails ya.

[wnylib]

22. Or just drink your contact lens solution.

[Rural_Progressive]

25. Well there is that but

I didn't want contact lens solution to go the way of toilet paper. So much more seawater, such shorter lines.

[IronLionZion]

18. They're too busy giving each other natural immunity

by deliberately infecting themselves and spreading it to others.

[liberaltrucker]

20. So will Dihydrogen Sulfate

Might be a little sour, though.

[NCjack]

21. I have rejected all of the above covid-19 killers BECAUSE not one of them

will also de-worm my horse!

[paleotn]

24. I'm pretty sure gamma rays kill Covid....

but nuking yourself is generally not a good idea.