A Morning Funny

[Norbert]

A woman went to the Emergency Room.

Shortly after being admitted the doctor went to see her.

What seems to be the problem? Asked the Doctor.

"Doctor, I hurt everywhere." said the woman. "Pointing to and touching where she hurt she said. My Ankle hurts. Ouch. My shoulder hurt bad, Ohh!. My nose hurts. Oww!. My knee. Yeooow!. My..."

"You can stop now." said the doctor.

Looking at his clipboard he was puzzled at first. Then he asks, "You're Lauren Boebert, the congressperson, aren't you?"

The woman started to beam with pride saying, "I certainly am. How did you know?"

The doctor answered, "Because anyone else would be smart enough to know their finger is broken."

[Roy Rolling]

1. Good way to start the day

Thanks, I needed that. 😂

[twodogsbarking]

2. Sell it as the real thing.

People will buy it.

[justhanginon]

3. Love a chuckle with my coffee. Thanks.

[RVN VET71]

4. Needs to be a meme: Boebert with her finger splinted and bandaged.

Wish I could photoshop her picture.

[niyad]

5. you nearly owed me a keyboard.