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PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)Donald J. Trump will skip the 2024 campaign and go straight to claiming that he won, the former reality-show host has confirmed.
Speaking to reporters, Trump said that campaigning in 2024 would be a waste of time, quite frankly, because I have already won that election.
Asked how he could have won an election that is not scheduled to occur for another three years, he said, People are saying that it already did happen. A lot of very smart people are calling me and saying that.
Trump said that, although he already won the 2024 election, there was fraud and corruption like you wouldnt believe.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-to-skip-2024-campaign-and-go-straight-to-claiming-he-won
dalton99a
(81,472 posts)"I will make a fantastic choice, and there will be an exciting announcement soon"
bluestarone
(16,926 posts)CRAZY Greene.
MiHale
(9,721 posts)It wont be satire.
kimbutgar
(21,137 posts)I would not put it past him to declare he won despite having an election.
Rhiannon12866
(205,288 posts)Bristlecone
(10,127 posts)LetMyPeopleVote
(145,171 posts)Demovictory9
(32,453 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)Ilsa
(61,695 posts)They should reflect, no matter how briefly, on how ludicrous, criminal, and unconstitutional this is.