Borowitz: Trump to Skip 2024 Campaign and Go Straight to Claiming He Won

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump will skip the 2024 campaign and go straight to claiming that he won, the former reality-show host has confirmed.

Speaking to reporters, Trump said that campaigning in 2024 would be “a waste of time, quite frankly, because I have already won that election.”

Asked how he could have won an election that is not scheduled to occur for another three years, he said, “People are saying that it already did happen. A lot of very smart people are calling me and saying that.”

Trump said that, although he already won the 2024 election, “there was fraud and corruption like you wouldn’t believe.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-to-skip-2024-campaign-and-go-straight-to-claiming-he-won

[dalton99a]

1. All he needs is a new VP

"I will make a fantastic choice, and there will be an exciting announcement soon"

[bluestarone]

9. YEP! and it probably will be his girlfriend

CRAZY Greene.

[MiHale]

2. If Dems don't win '22...

It won’t be satire.

[kimbutgar]

3. For some reason I want to find this funny but I have a hard time laughing at this

I would not put it past him to declare he won despite having an election.

[Rhiannon12866]

6. Same here. He's already managed to convince his "followers" that he won a year ago...

[Bristlecone]

4. To real to be funny. But still funny.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

5. I love good satire

Link to tweet

[Demovictory9]

7. hee... don't give him ideas

[treestar]

8. LOL

[Ilsa]

10. I hope Trump and his followers see this.

They should reflect, no matter how briefly, on how ludicrous, criminal, and unconstitutional this is.