How to Detect Nanobots in the Vaccine

[Permanut]

Heard on right wing wacko radio yesterday: a foolproof way to detect if the vaccine you were forced to submit to by gubmint tyranny has injected magnetic nanobots into your body.

You hold a key up to your forehead, and if it stays there, you got nanobots. If not, you're safe.

Didn't get the name of the genius making this claim, but was totally serious. They provided no evidence related to nanobots.

[Shermann]

1. It doesn't prove the nanobots are malevolent

They could be good bots that assist in the removal of the virus.

[Ocelot II]

2. Keys are usually made of brass, so they wouldn't stick

even if the nanobots were magnetic. Try paper clips instead.

[electric_blue68]

3. 🤔 Seems like you might need a tricorder...

😁 😉




I'll see myself out
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[genxlib]

5. I would be OK with this particular madness

If I thought the failed experiment would actually lead to some enlightenment.

[Journeyman]

6. I had to switch to plastic cutlery. Every time I reach for metal utensils, they're repelled . . .

I think someone put my vaccine in backwards.

[Enter stage left]

7. Could've been worse, might have been upside down.

[Red Mountain]

8. Why would nanobots be magnetic?

And why would they be so magnetic you could stick a key to your forehead? There would have to be a pretty solid mass of them to hold up a key at a distance through your skull and flesh. A LARGE mass.

Who has that kind of extra space where their frontal lobes should be?

Never mind.

[roamer65]

9. I know there are nanobots in it because I can tune in Mexican radio stations now.

[Retrograde]

10. So bummed I didn't get the vax that makes you magnetic

I recently dropped a whole box of pins on the floor of my sewing room - it would have been really handy if I could have use the magneto-vax to get them picked up!