Alaska Pol Who Shunned Masks Contracts COVID, Turns To Her Vibrator For Cure

[babylonsister]

10/14/21 4:16am
Alaska Pol Who Shunned Masks Contracts COVID, Turns To Her Vibrator For Cure
State Sen. Lora Reinbold who infamously got permanently banned from Alaska Airlines for refusing to wear a mask is now treating herself with a Vicks inhaler and Ivermectin. And her vibrator.
By Ed Scarce


“Its my turn to battle Covid head on... game on!” Republican state Sen. Lora Reinbold wrote on Facebook on Tuesday night. "I am blessed to have gotten Ivirmectin [sic] the “de-covider.” My Vicks steamer has been a God send! [sic]" Ending with, “When I defeat it, I will tell you my recipe.”

Apparently, one of her cures is to use a vibrator. I suppose if you're home with nothing to do but be deathly ill...

Source: Anchorage Daily News

JUNEAU — Alaska state Sens. Lora Reinbold, R-Eagle River, and David Wilson, R-Wasilla, have tested positive for COVID-19 and are quarantining at home, away from the state Capitol.
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Reached by text message, Reinbold said she is resting and improving quickly using a variety of products, including vitamins, a Vicks steamer and the antiparasitic medication ivermectin. Ivermectin is not authorized for prevention or treatment of COVID-19 — federal health agencies and the drug’s manufacturer have warned against its use for such purposes, especially as many people have turned to formulations designed for animals, not humans — but it has gained traction on social media among vaccine skeptics and among conservative public figures.

The Eagle River senator has opposed COVID-19 vaccine mandates by sponsoring legislation to prohibit businesses and local governments from requiring vaccinations. She has also been a consistent critic of mask requirements.

She unsuccessfully fought the Capitol’s mask mandate and was banned by Alaska Airlines for her refusal to comply with that company’s mask policy.

Her Facebook post on her recipe.


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https://crooksandliars.com/2021/10/anti-vaxxer-alaska-pol-who-shunned-masks

[Walleye]

1. "Vaccine hesitant, vaccine skeptical" we've got to quit coddling these people

Morons going through all this when they could’ve just gotten a shot

[padah513]

4. IKR?

And it's free!

[niyad]

12. As KO said, "THEY ARE AFRAID!!!!!"

[Walleye]

20. Cowardice is a huge part of the problem in America right now

[Iggo]

27. You ain't kiddin'.

It’s everywhere.

And this near constant need for everyone to “feel safe” isn’t helping.

[Walleye]

28. They accuse us of living in fear. Projection is their main skill

[brewens]

2. She forgot the cemetery plot. :) n/t

[Hortensis]

16. Lol, maybe couldn't afford it after all the rest.

[Buns_of_Fire]

23. The batteries for the vibrator alone could bankrupt a person.

Unless, of course, they've invested in one of those newfangled steam-powered vibrators. But even then, someone's got to shovel the coal.

[Hortensis]

26. Too true. Perhaps for the suggested use solar would be an option.

She really should have put a flu shot on the list, if she doesn't object to that. From JHB's collection today:

[maxrandb]

3. I haven't heard the phrase "Magic Sock"

since my first 6 month Navy deployment.

Sailors who have spent 6 months at sea will understand.

[4Q2u2]

6. 24 ys

Magic Socks make "Rack Babies"

I am curious why she keeps chipping her teen on the vibrator?

[samnsara]

5. she needs to spell check her misinformation

[BlueIdaho]

30. Don't you know?

Misspelling is a symbol of their FreeDumds!

[CottonBear]

7. The Covidiot elected official cannot spell properly or write grammatically correct sentences.

What a moran.

[3Hotdogs]

8. Vicks, Ivirmectin AND THE VIBRATOR..... on her death bed,

she won't know if she's coming or going.

[OAITW r.2.0]

14. +1

[lagomorph777]

15. AHAHAAAAA

[Hortensis]

17. Perfect!!!

[central scrutinizer]

24. Thread winner!

[dem4decades]

9. And to think of all the money we wasted on ventilators.

[dutch777]

10. With smart political leaders like this, we may as well fire all the doctors. A cancer cure must be

right around the corner after they whip Covid.

[Delphinus]

21. Perfect!

[Hugin]

11. or you could simply get the free damn shots.

Some people insist on doing things the hard way... I'm beginning to believe after stories like this and West that it has become 'fealty signaling' to catch the COVID virus after TFG (who has been vaccinated and caught a milder strain than Delta) did.

[LizBeth]

13. +1. Quite expensive combatting and all the while, one free shot. I hear you.

[Hortensis]

18. Funny as hell, but seriously, I wish the entire right could see this.

Two references to the "battle" in the FB post alone.

Notice she skipped the need to purchase the Covid tests in the first place and stopped after including the first price, for a low-end pulse oximeter. Even low end, this shopping expedition must cost most of a couple hundred. Not wise to just assume everything's in stock right now, either. Especially in Alaska?

[Beastly Boy]

19. Sound advice!

1. Check your oxygen
2. Check your temperature
3. Take a deep breath
4. Inhale topical irritants
5. Go fuck yourself

These step-by-step instructions look very logical to me! And it makes the rest of the list a bit redundant, although "magic socks" sounds intriguing.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

22. May the Vibrator win....

[central scrutinizer]

25. "Loosen chest congestion"

Nice new euphemism. Joins “choke the chicken” and “beat the bishop”, etc. in the thesaurus.

[elias7]

29. Inhaled Iodine and hydrogen peroxide vapors are toxic. WTF is she recommending?

[Pharlo]

31. Hey, what can you expect from someone who is part of the fruit pop cycle?