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Sat Oct 16, 2021, 07:49 PM

I know the cause of China's coal shortage!

Santa is stockpiling coal at the North Pole for the stockings of all those naughty anti-vaxxers and anti-maskers on his list.

Ho Ho Ho!

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Reply I know the cause of China's coal shortage! (Original post)
Shermann Oct 2021 OP
okaawhatever Oct 2021 #1
Walleye Oct 2021 #2
jmowreader Oct 2021 #3
Wounded Bear Oct 2021 #4
Igel Oct 2021 #5
pecosbob Oct 2021 #6

Response to Shermann (Original post)

Sat Oct 16, 2021, 07:59 PM

1. Good one. LOL.

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Sat Oct 16, 2021, 08:03 PM

2. Joe Manchin should give Xi a call, he's got plenty of coal

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Response to Shermann (Original post)

Sat Oct 16, 2021, 08:13 PM

3. Santa's sleigh can't carry that much coal

It would have to be brought in a Liebherr mining dump truck that is big enough to block our the sun when it passes by.

And then it needs to be dumped right on their houses.

Preferably while they’re home.

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Response to Shermann (Original post)

Sat Oct 16, 2021, 08:27 PM

4. Ok, that got a chuckle...

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Response to Shermann (Original post)

Sat Oct 16, 2021, 08:40 PM

5. Or maybe part is political.

They've cut Australian coal deliveries because Australia said something Xi didn't like.

Can always blame somebody else. The Great Leader is never wrong. Esp. when the media supports the government and gets its message out ... Or else.

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Response to Shermann (Original post)

Sat Oct 16, 2021, 08:50 PM

6. In Bejing the taxis won't take cash...you need an electronic payment

Ironically, in some of the coal-producing areas of China the coal suppliers are now only taking cash...it's going to be a cold winter in China.

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