Fox News to start their own weather channel!

[imanamerican63]

They’re in talks with a top notch weather meteorologist! One name at the top of the list is former president Trump! They say that he has the skill and talent to be one best on their network! “He brings his sharpest details and know how to see the weather patterns with his Sharpie pen and you thru storms of “fake news”!

[DeeNice]

1. Sponsored by SharpieTM nt

[jcgoldie]

2. Guess thats one way to battle climate change

...just give people fake weather like the rest of the news.

[jalan48]

9. That's what it appears to be and millions will fall for it. Lemmings headed to the sea.

[Jerry2144]

3. That way

They can continue to the lie that said climate change is a hoax. They can completely strip any context for the Ucked Fup weather. Of course their weather models will be wrong since they would not account for what they call a hoax. And storms are the fault of the liberals who control the weather

[Eliot Rosewater]

4. Great idea, actually. If your agenda is to lie to people about everything but

you dont have your own weather channel to lie about climate change, this solves that.

I dont know if the OP is joking or not about that part, but if not this makes perfect sense.

[OLDMDDEM]

5. Hmmm

How could you believe what they are saying about the weather?

[underpants]

6. Wait until you see the profiles of the weather girls

Fox knows sex sells

[Midnight Writer]

16. I hope we don't get upskirt shots of Trump.

[Thomas Hurt]

7. Fox Weather, where it never rains or snows, no hurricanes or tornados, and it is always 75.

[themaguffin]

8. Does it include a Sharpie?

[Sneederbunk]

10. Those are Liberal clouds.

[Mad_Machine76]

11. All of the jokes we've made

about Fox News reality being like us saying the the sky is blue and them insisting otherwise may fully be realized.

[BadgerKid]

12. Extended forecast calls for continued "windy" conditions.

[UTUSN]

13. Their Faux-friends DOOCHEbag was their original weatherdweeb, injecting wingnuttiness

into the supposed weather segments as a desperate auditioning for the regular hosting job.

[Totally Tunsie]

14. Will they be doing first-hand accounts of "golden showers"?

[NCjack]

15. Maybe the MAGAts will get first hand experience of his lying. "Today,

if you love me, don't take an umbrella when you go out."