I am having a serious side effect to the Moderna booster.

[roamer65]

Instead of tuning in Mexican radio, I have started to tune in old Radio Moscow and Soviet TV.

I think it’s upgraded reception in this chip in this dose or it’s the Russian chip.

[Laurelin]

1. You're not supposed to get the Soviet channels!

You must have been too close to Devin Nunez when you were injected. Don't worry, you can be reprogrammed at the next Antifa meeting.

I still need more volunteers for the bake sale, people. We can't fight Nazis for free, you know.

[roamer65]

16. Good point.

[3catwoman3]

2. Most side effects resolve in about 48 hours - hang in there!

I'm hoping to get the one with the time travel chip.

[roamer65]

17. I got the Russian one.

[Aristus]

3. Are metal objects sticking you to yet?

[Journeyman]

9. I had to switch to plastic cutlery. Every time I reach for metal utensils, they're repelled . . .

I think someone put my vaccine in backwards.

[ProfessorGAC]

28. That's Not Why!

They can't shoot it backwards!
What happened is that the vax reversed the polls on your magnetic personality.
That'll teach you for being charming!

[roamer65]

11. Wow the spoon sticks to my forehead!

[roamer65]

23. Da.

[Baked Potato]

4. If the vial has been in the Frigidaire too long...

[GemDigger]

5. Dayam! He has a great voice.

That made me

[Baked Potato]

10. Yes he does!

[jcgoldie]

6. I think I got the tortilla chip...

Cant stop craving tacos 🌮

[roamer65]

14. For me that was childhood immunizations.

I have craved tacos that far back.

[stillcool]

7. Nostrovia!!

do you live in Kentucky? Really strong signal there.

[roamer65]

31. Michigan.

Must be a Russian satellite in polar orbit.

[NameAlreadyTaken]

8. I got Dr. Demento

[roamer65]

30. Demented!

[sprinkleeninow]

12. Plus, check your microwave oven. It could be spying...

[roamer65]

13. I thought it was my luggage.

🤪

[sprinkleeninow]

32. Them too.

🤣

[sprinkleeninow]

33. See? Everbody, EN GARDE!11!

😝

[lpbk2713]

15. It's the microwave signal from Cuba.

Yeah, that's what it is.

You'll be losing your hearing shortly.

[roamer65]

18. Huh?

[lpbk2713]

19. TBH

It only affected workers in the US Embassy in Havana.

Link: https://arstechnica.com/science/2020/12/covert-microwave-weapon-most-plausible-cause-of-cuba-health-attacks/

[roamer65]

22. What? I can't hear you.

[lpbk2713]

25. I get it.

[malaise]

20. ROFL

You caught me

[roamer65]

26. I think Soviet TV is signing off for the evening.

[Shermann]

27. Are you sure you didn't get the Sputnik V vaccine? nt

[roamer65]

29. Very good point.

[marie999]

34. I want the long range Russian chip.

It's been years since I listened to Russian tank maneuvers.

[RainCaster]

35. My booster tunes in the Monkees

But I got Pfizer

[roamer65]

36. The thread is a bit of stolen humor.