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roamer65

(36,745 posts)
Fri Oct 22, 2021, 03:37 PM Oct 2021

I am having a serious side effect to the Moderna booster.

Instead of tuning in Mexican radio, I have started to tune in old Radio Moscow and Soviet TV.

I think it’s upgraded reception in this chip in this dose or it’s the Russian chip.






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I am having a serious side effect to the Moderna booster. (Original Post) roamer65 Oct 2021 OP
You're not supposed to get the Soviet channels! Laurelin Oct 2021 #1
Good point. roamer65 Oct 2021 #16
Most side effects resolve in about 48 hours - hang in there! 3catwoman3 Oct 2021 #2
I got the Russian one. roamer65 Oct 2021 #17
Are metal objects sticking you to yet? Aristus Oct 2021 #3
I had to switch to plastic cutlery. Every time I reach for metal utensils, they're repelled . . . Journeyman Oct 2021 #9
That's Not Why! ProfessorGAC Oct 2021 #28
Wow the spoon sticks to my forehead! roamer65 Oct 2021 #11
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Oct 2021 #21
Da. roamer65 Oct 2021 #23
If the vial has been in the Frigidaire too long... Baked Potato Oct 2021 #4
Dayam! He has a great voice. GemDigger Oct 2021 #5
Yes he does! Baked Potato Oct 2021 #10
I think I got the tortilla chip... jcgoldie Oct 2021 #6
For me that was childhood immunizations. roamer65 Oct 2021 #14
Nostrovia!! stillcool Oct 2021 #7
Michigan. roamer65 Oct 2021 #31
I got Dr. Demento NameAlreadyTaken Oct 2021 #8
Demented! roamer65 Oct 2021 #30
Plus, check your microwave oven. It could be spying... sprinkleeninow Oct 2021 #12
I thought it was my luggage. roamer65 Oct 2021 #13
Them too. sprinkleeninow Oct 2021 #32
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Oct 2021 #24
See? Everbody, EN GARDE!11! sprinkleeninow Oct 2021 #33
It's the microwave signal from Cuba. lpbk2713 Oct 2021 #15
Huh? roamer65 Oct 2021 #18
TBH lpbk2713 Oct 2021 #19
What? I can't hear you. roamer65 Oct 2021 #22
I get it. lpbk2713 Oct 2021 #25
ROFL malaise Oct 2021 #20
I think Soviet TV is signing off for the evening. roamer65 Oct 2021 #26
Are you sure you didn't get the Sputnik V vaccine? nt Shermann Oct 2021 #27
Very good point. roamer65 Oct 2021 #29
I want the long range Russian chip. marie999 Oct 2021 #34
My booster tunes in the Monkees RainCaster Oct 2021 #35
The thread is a bit of stolen humor. roamer65 Oct 2021 #36

Laurelin

(518 posts)
1. You're not supposed to get the Soviet channels!
Fri Oct 22, 2021, 03:43 PM
Oct 2021

You must have been too close to Devin Nunez when you were injected. Don't worry, you can be reprogrammed at the next Antifa meeting.

I still need more volunteers for the bake sale, people. We can't fight Nazis for free, you know.

3catwoman3

(23,970 posts)
2. Most side effects resolve in about 48 hours - hang in there!
Fri Oct 22, 2021, 03:44 PM
Oct 2021

I'm hoping to get the one with the time travel chip.

Journeyman

(15,031 posts)
9. I had to switch to plastic cutlery. Every time I reach for metal utensils, they're repelled . . .
Fri Oct 22, 2021, 04:19 PM
Oct 2021

I think someone put my vaccine in backwards.

ProfessorGAC

(64,988 posts)
28. That's Not Why!
Fri Oct 22, 2021, 05:27 PM
Oct 2021

They can't shoot it backwards!
What happened is that the vax reversed the polls on your magnetic personality.
That'll teach you for being charming!

Response to roamer65 (Reply #11)

Response to sprinkleeninow (Reply #12)

lpbk2713

(42,751 posts)
15. It's the microwave signal from Cuba.
Fri Oct 22, 2021, 04:37 PM
Oct 2021


Yeah, that's what it is.

You'll be losing your hearing shortly.


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