Capitol Rioter whines that the court should pay him to defend himself

[FelineOverlord]

He claims he’s a “sovereign citizen “ and must defend himself.

But maybe the courts should pay HIM?

Oh, and he REALLY doesn’t want the trial in DC.

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[grumpyduck]

1. As they say, a non-lawyer who represents himself

is a fucking idiot.

[FelineOverlord]

2. From last month

Perhaps he should just plead insanity

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[nykym]

3. Looks like he forgot to include a

FedEx tracking number so how do we know he sent it!

[underpants]

4. $75,000/hour???

Rudi wants in

[Raven123]

5. Could have saved himself a lot of money by not going to D.C. January 6th

[gratuitous]

6. Does he think American dollars are actual money?

He's not demanding to be paid in gold or bitcoin? He's gonna get a ribbing from the guy at the next sofferin' citizen sekrit meating.

[peppertree]

7. Let the RNC or Paul Singer pay him

They probably already do - through fronts, of course.

[calimary]

8. Better yet, send the bills to Agent Orange.

[Thomas Hurt]

9. In case you are wondering when one of these nutjobs calls themself

a sovereign or a constitutionalist, that means grifter, fraud, extortionist, you get the idea.