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Floyd R. Turbo

(33,281 posts)
Sat Nov 6, 2021, 07:44 AM Nov 2021

🐍🚨Dutch man bitten by snake on toilet undergoes reconstructive surgery🚨🐍

A man from the Netherlands had to have reconstructive surgery on his penis after suffering a bite from a cobra while sitting on the toilet.

The otherwise healthy 47-year-old was on vacation in South Africa at a nature reserve when the cobra struck from the toilet and clamped on to his genitals, according to the details published in Urology Case Reports .

The man waited three hours to be transported by helicopter to the nearest trauma centre, some 350 kilometres away, after suffering what the medical journal described as the first case of “snouted cobra envenomation of the genitals.”

During that presumably torturous wait, the victim reported feeling “a burning sensation in his genitals and a pain that ascended through his groin to his flank, upper chest, and abdomen.”


https://vancouversun.com/health/dutch-man-undergoes-penis-reconstructive-surgery-after-snake-bite-on-toilet/wcm/b0de19a0-a7d3-40d3-b577-d64bbb40b2e6

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🐍🚨Dutch man bitten by snake on toilet undergoes reconstructive surgery🚨🐍 (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Nov 2021 OP
Do we really need to know this??? agingdem Nov 2021 #1
When the MSN news feed shows up in GD... cayugafalls Nov 2021 #2
Jebus God. I am not a male, but I bet this must have hurt a lot. Irish_Dem Nov 2021 #3
Apparently all went well. Floyd R. Turbo Nov 2021 #4
To quote W.C. Fields, 3Hotdogs Nov 2021 #5
I thought it was on his tombstone? Captain Zero Nov 2021 #6
Sadly, not true. mockmonkey Nov 2021 #11
South Africa is on my list of possibilities for the coming 12 months. Tetrachloride Nov 2021 #7
It's awesome. One of my favorite places. Floyd R. Turbo Nov 2021 #8
I hate it when that happens. CentralMass Nov 2021 #9
Cobra? mockmonkey Nov 2021 #10
Apparently, the snake thought... mbusby Nov 2021 #12
Gives "shake the snake" a whole new meaning... nt Colgate 64 Nov 2021 #13

Irish_Dem

(82,336 posts)
3. Jebus God. I am not a male, but I bet this must have hurt a lot.
Sat Nov 6, 2021, 07:53 AM
Nov 2021

And then the reconstructive surgery is not going to be a picnic either.
Poor guy.

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,281 posts)
4. Apparently all went well.
Sat Nov 6, 2021, 07:55 AM
Nov 2021

“In the man’s follow-up appointment, doctors found the wounds had successfully healed and function and sensation to his penis had fully recovered.”

3Hotdogs

(15,547 posts)
5. To quote W.C. Fields,
Sat Nov 6, 2021, 08:36 AM
Nov 2021

"All in all, I'd rather be in Philadelphia." Field's character's last words, standing on a gallows.

Tetrachloride

(9,703 posts)
7. South Africa is on my list of possibilities for the coming 12 months.
Sat Nov 6, 2021, 08:43 AM
Nov 2021

Its closer than Florida and cheaper.

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