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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsCheese it, Comrades! They're onto us! (RW Galaxy Brain explosion)
CODE BUNGUS! The cardinal flies at noon. Fly, all is discovered. The fried egg has broken windows.
They have figured out our cunning plot:
A few weeks ago, Breitbart News the right-wing, hyperpartisan news site formerly run by Steve Bannon published a truly galaxy brain column. Editor-at-large John Nolte argued that Democrats have been promoting the COVID-19 vaccine not to save lives but instead to trick Republican voters into not getting the jab. Noltes theory concluded that this, in turn, would lead to unvaccinated Republicans getting sick and dying from COVID-19, ultimately helping Democrats electorally.
They figured it out! And it only took them eleven months... Damn, they're sharp!
The Central Committee is in an Emergency Strategy Session in the Lombard Street Dominos' basement as I write this.
Stay tuned, Comrades....
earnestly,
Commissar Bright
irisblue
(32,972 posts)Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)The color commentary was perfect.
Ocelot II
(115,683 posts)that Dems deliberately threw the election in VA in order to lull the GOP into a false sense of security. Eleventy-dimensional chess!
wryter2000
(46,039 posts)Now if someone could show me how to balance my checkbook.
SergeStorms
(19,201 posts)what is this "checkbook" of which you speak?
I bought 250 checks 5 years ago and still have over 200 remaining. And the little "book" they come in.....somehow we're supposed to balance that? Balance it on what?
I just don't write checks anymore. I pay all my bills electronically, donate to Democrats electronically. The only thing I might write a check for are birthday/christmas/graduation etc. presents, and many times I'll give gift cards instead.
Checks are becoming a thing of the past. Like buggy whips.
wryter2000
(46,039 posts)One to my church, but I may start paypaling them. My garden/yard guy only takes checks.
However, I do have to keep track of my bank balance and check it against what the bank thinks. That's what I call balancing my checkbook. Yes, I'm a very old person.
SergeStorms
(19,201 posts)I always check my monthly statements against what I pay out. What gets me are some of the abbreviations the bank uses for the people/companies I pay. If I don't recognize one of them I have to go through all sorts of mental gymnastics to figure out who they are. The dollar amounts are the same, but who I know them as doesn't come close to the bank's abbreviation. 🤪
If I went back to balancing a checkbook it would solve that problem, but I hate writing checks, mailing them, and with DeJoy's "new and improved" ( ) Post Office, hope that it gets there.
Aristus
(66,328 posts)Comrade Aristus Aristusevitch Aristusokovsky.
maxrandb
(15,325 posts)and really, we knew that they would figure out we were tricking them to not get the shot, knowing they would figure it out to get the shot, but getting the shot is what we wanted all along, so they don't get the shot.
Besides, Bill Gates is smart as hell, he began putting microchips in ivermectin months ago.
FakeNoose
(32,635 posts)brewens
(13,582 posts)Champp
(2,114 posts)The Bungus is out of the Codswallop (R).
Hekate
(90,674 posts)I salute you, Comrade!
Permanut
(5,602 posts)nuxvomica
(12,423 posts)A brilliant move once thought untraceable, but it didn't get past the boffins of Breitbart. They're too clever for us!
LiberalFighter
(50,912 posts)alfredo
(60,071 posts)Curses, foiled again
relayerbob
(6,544 posts)Brilliant!
tblue37
(65,340 posts)SCantiGOP
(13,869 posts)but it was their jackasses that promoted it.
And, yes, it has and is resulting in 2 or 3 Trumpers dying for every normal person who doesnt survive.
KS Toronado
(17,228 posts)Thought they said it was a hoax and no worse than the regular flu?
rurallib
(62,411 posts)berni_mccoy
(23,018 posts)Moving to operation Bravo Romeo Alfa November Delta Oscar November!
KY_EnviroGuy
(14,490 posts)We don't need any more young Rethugs running about.......
KY.......
SeattleVet
(5,477 posts)Just substitute "I want that election!!!!!"
SergeStorms
(19,201 posts)If only Trump's parents had used condoms. That spoiled little boy reminded me of the Giant Orange Pig.
BobTheSubgenius
(11,563 posts)Joinfortmill
(14,417 posts)IronLionZion
(45,434 posts)while wondering why their tails hurt when they bite down hard. Damn liberals got them again.
Isn't Trump supposed to be back in office by now to save them from our diabolical plots?
denbot
(9,899 posts)NowISeetheLight
(3,943 posts)... that kills all the unvaccinated, you know that'll be the right-wing accusation. "They tricked us into not getting it!" as they all drop dead. Critical thinking and research aren't their strong suit.
LudwigPastorius
(9,139 posts)four-dimensional quantum chess before we let them into the Democratic party?
Well, we couldn't hide it forever....