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TygrBright

(20,759 posts)
Mon Nov 8, 2021, 03:10 PM Nov 2021

Cheese it, Comrades! They're onto us! (RW Galaxy Brain explosion)

CODE BUNGUS! The cardinal flies at noon. Fly, all is discovered. The fried egg has broken windows.

They have figured out our cunning plot:

A few weeks ago, Breitbart News — the right-wing, hyperpartisan news site formerly run by Steve Bannon — published a truly galaxy brain column. Editor-at-large John Nolte argued that Democrats have been promoting the COVID-19 vaccine not to save lives but instead to trick Republican voters into not getting the jab. Nolte’s theory concluded that this, in turn, would lead to unvaccinated Republicans getting sick and dying from COVID-19, ultimately helping Democrats electorally.


They figured it out! And it only took them eleven months... Damn, they're sharp!

The Central Committee is in an Emergency Strategy Session in the Lombard Street Dominos' basement as I write this.

Stay tuned, Comrades....

earnestly,
Commissar Bright
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Cheese it, Comrades! They're onto us! (RW Galaxy Brain explosion) (Original Post) TygrBright Nov 2021 OP
Herman Cain Award winners in waiting irisblue Nov 2021 #1
You're LOL funny, TygrBright! Xipe Totec Nov 2021 #2
Also, there's a Q conspiracy going around to the effect Ocelot II Nov 2021 #3
God, we're smart wryter2000 Nov 2021 #4
Wait.... SergeStorms Nov 2021 #25
I write two checks per month wryter2000 Nov 2021 #29
I'm older than dirt myself. SergeStorms Nov 2021 #34
Yours in solidarity, Aristus Nov 2021 #5
But what if we knew what we knew maxrandb Nov 2021 #6
Sh-sh-sh! Quiet ... don't give us away! FakeNoose Nov 2021 #28
The fat man walks in the rain. ) n/t brewens Nov 2021 #7
DUH HAB911 Nov 2021 #8
#CodeBungus now going viral Champp Nov 2021 #9
The invisible worm flies in the night, in the howling storm... Hekate Nov 2021 #10
I hope they don't figure out our mask strategy. Permanut Nov 2021 #11
So we've weaponized reverse psychology nuxvomica Nov 2021 #12
Need another 70 million to make it work. LiberalFighter Nov 2021 #13
They're on to our evil plan. alfredo Nov 2021 #14
Reverse reverse psychology relayerbob Nov 2021 #15
They've been watching this: tblue37 Nov 2021 #23
There was a conspiracy against the vaccine SCantiGOP Nov 2021 #16
So John Nolte acknowledges people get sick & die from Covid? KS Toronado Nov 2021 #17
drink your Ivermectin in your hydroxy rurallib Nov 2021 #18
Foxtrot Tango Whiskey berni_mccoy Nov 2021 #19
Let's keep our thoughts on condom use to ourselves. KY_EnviroGuy Nov 2021 #20
Condoms prevent young MAGATs SeattleVet Nov 2021 #22
Hilarious! SergeStorms Nov 2021 #26
The opening for this OP really reminded me of this. BobTheSubgenius Nov 2021 #21
ROFL Joinfortmill Nov 2021 #24
These people are chasing their own tails and getting dizzy from the spin IronLionZion Nov 2021 #27
.-.. --- .-.. denbot Nov 2021 #30
If a new variant appears.... NowISeetheLight Nov 2021 #31
So, the GOPers now know that applicants have to be able to beat DeepBlue A.I. in... LudwigPastorius Nov 2021 #32
I love this plan! It's brilliant! Creeping Red Death ! nt Progressive Jones Nov 2021 #33

Ocelot II

(115,683 posts)
3. Also, there's a Q conspiracy going around to the effect
Mon Nov 8, 2021, 03:16 PM
Nov 2021

that Dems deliberately threw the election in VA in order to lull the GOP into a false sense of security. Eleventy-dimensional chess!

SergeStorms

(19,201 posts)
25. Wait....
Mon Nov 8, 2021, 05:58 PM
Nov 2021

what is this "checkbook" of which you speak?

I bought 250 checks 5 years ago and still have over 200 remaining. And the little "book" they come in.....somehow we're supposed to balance that? Balance it on what?

I just don't write checks anymore. I pay all my bills electronically, donate to Democrats electronically. The only thing I might write a check for are birthday/christmas/graduation etc. presents, and many times I'll give gift cards instead.

Checks are becoming a thing of the past. Like buggy whips.

wryter2000

(46,039 posts)
29. I write two checks per month
Mon Nov 8, 2021, 07:37 PM
Nov 2021

One to my church, but I may start paypaling them. My garden/yard guy only takes checks.

However, I do have to keep track of my bank balance and check it against what the bank thinks. That's what I call balancing my checkbook. Yes, I'm a very old person.

SergeStorms

(19,201 posts)
34. I'm older than dirt myself.
Tue Nov 9, 2021, 05:54 PM
Nov 2021

I always check my monthly statements against what I pay out. What gets me are some of the abbreviations the bank uses for the people/companies I pay. If I don't recognize one of them I have to go through all sorts of mental gymnastics to figure out who they are. The dollar amounts are the same, but who I know them as doesn't come close to the bank's abbreviation. 🤪

If I went back to balancing a checkbook it would solve that problem, but I hate writing checks, mailing them, and with DeJoy's "new and improved" ( ) Post Office, hope that it gets there.

maxrandb

(15,325 posts)
6. But what if we knew what we knew
Mon Nov 8, 2021, 03:39 PM
Nov 2021

and really, we knew that they would figure out we were tricking them to not get the shot, knowing they would figure it out to get the shot, but getting the shot is what we wanted all along, so they don't get the shot.

Besides, Bill Gates is smart as hell, he began putting microchips in ivermectin months ago.

nuxvomica

(12,423 posts)
12. So we've weaponized reverse psychology
Mon Nov 8, 2021, 04:56 PM
Nov 2021

A brilliant move once thought untraceable, but it didn't get past the boffins of Breitbart. They're too clever for us!

SCantiGOP

(13,869 posts)
16. There was a conspiracy against the vaccine
Mon Nov 8, 2021, 05:09 PM
Nov 2021

but it was their jackasses that promoted it.
And, yes, it has and is resulting in 2 or 3 Trumpers dying for every normal person who doesn’t survive.

KS Toronado

(17,228 posts)
17. So John Nolte acknowledges people get sick & die from Covid?
Mon Nov 8, 2021, 05:10 PM
Nov 2021

Thought they said it was a hoax and no worse than the regular flu?

KY_EnviroGuy

(14,490 posts)
20. Let's keep our thoughts on condom use to ourselves.
Mon Nov 8, 2021, 05:19 PM
Nov 2021

We don't need any more young Rethugs running about.......





KY.......

SergeStorms

(19,201 posts)
26. Hilarious!
Mon Nov 8, 2021, 06:09 PM
Nov 2021

If only Trump's parents had used condoms. That spoiled little boy reminded me of the Giant Orange Pig.

BobTheSubgenius

(11,563 posts)
21. The opening for this OP really reminded me of this.
Mon Nov 8, 2021, 05:22 PM
Nov 2021
Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.

IronLionZion

(45,434 posts)
27. These people are chasing their own tails and getting dizzy from the spin
Mon Nov 8, 2021, 06:20 PM
Nov 2021

while wondering why their tails hurt when they bite down hard. Damn liberals got them again.

Isn't Trump supposed to be back in office by now to save them from our diabolical plots?

NowISeetheLight

(3,943 posts)
31. If a new variant appears....
Mon Nov 8, 2021, 10:25 PM
Nov 2021

... that kills all the unvaccinated, you know that'll be the right-wing accusation. "They tricked us into not getting it!" as they all drop dead. Critical thinking and research aren't their strong suit.

LudwigPastorius

(9,139 posts)
32. So, the GOPers now know that applicants have to be able to beat DeepBlue A.I. in...
Tue Nov 9, 2021, 12:35 AM
Nov 2021

four-dimensional quantum chess before we let them into the Democratic party?

Well, we couldn't hide it forever....

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