Chris Christie claims wife paid $29 for toilet paper.

[RandySF]

Democratic strategist Donna Brazile clashed with former Republican Gov. Chris Christie on Sunday after he claimed that his wife pays $29 for toilet paper.

Christie made the claim during a panel discussion about President Joe Biden's agenda on ABC's This Week.

"Let me give you an example of what normal people really care about," Christie opined. "I mean, first, they go to the gas station and as much as the Biden administration is against fossil fuels, until further notice we're going to be using them ... So they go to the gas station and the prices are way too high."

"I will tell you something," he continued. "My wife just told me three days ago she walked into the supermarket and she picked up a big pack of toilet paper and she said to me, 'Do you know how much this cost me today? $29. $29!"





https://www.rawstory.com/chris-christie-toilet-paper/

[dalton99a]

1. Well, he's got a big ass

[JohnSJ]

5. +++. Best comment of the day

[CatWoman]

19. LOL!!!!

beat me to it

[texasfiddler]

21. That explains it! QED! LOL!!

[CurtEastPoint]

26. THANK YOU for that good laugh!

Even Ted Cancun Cruz approves!

[lastlib]

42. And he's FULL of shit.

Takes an industrial-size roll to wipe off that much, and how can he tell when it's clean, anyway?

[NQAS]

2. Bullshit

The most expensive package of toilet paper in two groceries store near me is $14.99.

[Takket]

4. sure. if she bought 60 rolls.

[LuckyCharms]

7. Probably a 50 roll generic package. This would be a two day supply.

[Devil Child]

8. $32.29 for Charmin 30 pack at my local supermarket n/t

[Ocelot II]

9. How much did she buy?

Prices are always higher at gas station convenience stores. She should have gone to Costco and bought the eternal pack, which lasts through most of a pandemic. Not sure what that costs these days, though.

[dflprincess]

14. I just checked the Costco website

thirty rolls of Charmin Ultra Soft costs $28.49 (plus tax, of course). You can, however, get 48 rolls of a brand I never heard of for $29.99.

Stay with the Charmin, you get what you pay for.

[question everything]

27. We paid $22.99 three weeks ago at COSTCO so it already went up by $7.50!

[dflprincess]

40. It might have been on sale when you bought it?

[bullwinkle428]

10. Define "big pack". I spent $5 and change on 6 rolls of Quilted Northern the other day.

[Metaphorical]

11. Not that farfetched, unfortunately

If she had gone into a Costco, yes, it probably would have been close to $30, albeit, likely for a 30 roll box.

However, I think the response to that is simple enough: if it costs $30 for a bag of toilet paper, then maybe it's time we raised the minimum wage to something more reasonable than $7.50 an hour. The Republicans refuse to do that.

[CentralMass]

12. It is possible. He ks such a big asshole, he needs a lot of toilet paper.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

23. Bingo

[woodsprite]

13. Same price here (DE) for Charmin Ultra Mega roll 24 pack. nt

[Thomas Hurt]

15. she isn't very bright and was scammed.

[madinmaryland]

16. What a fucking maroon! We all know there is a mountain of shit coming out of..

His mouth (and some from his ass also).

Fuck you, Christie!

[marble falls]

17. What he didn't mention: it was the custom extra wide just for him.

[Blue Owl]

20. Chris Crustie's ass could blow through a whole roll in one sitting

[jcgoldie]

22. c'mon Chris...

Toilet paper? Really? Of all the commodities you could have chosen to make your point the fucking toilet paper jokes just write themselves...

[question everything]

24. Makes sense. We bought one of these large packages at COSTCO

and we paid $22.99. It was three weeks ago so price could have gone up and would be more expensive at other stoes.

Was Charmin, not COSTCO's own brand..

[viva la]

25. That's idiotic. It's that thing the GOPers do where they accuse Biden of a Trump issue.

There was a shortage of toilet paper in 2020 when Trump was president.

I haven't noticed one recently. I actually bought some at Walgreens Friday, and it was about the usual price. They always have some Charmin or Angel Soft on sale, like a pack of 12 for $9.

Maybe Mrs. Christie bought one of those industrial-sized packages, 64 rolls or something like that.

[Sneederbunk]

28. XXXL tp is at a premium.

[Blues Heron]

29. This is the part that grabbed my eye

until further notice we're going to be using them

Bub, you're on notice - the whole planet is- to use less starting yesterday. Thank you, the Earth.

[Doodley]

30. At least you can buy toilet paper now. Remember when the shelves were empty? That's an improvement.

[Stinky The Clown]

31. Here ya go. $29 toilet paper

This looooong link works

https://www.amazon.com/Scott-Trusted-Toilet-Septic-Safe-Sustainably/dp/B093CKHPKK/ref=sr_1_7?crid=36EICEZSQ1TGJ&keywords=toilet%2Bpaper%2Bbulk&qid=1636949198&qsid=135-0183036-5708310&sprefix=toilet%2B%2Caps%2C183&sr=8-7&sres=B07Y8ZK1Y4%2CB00589DZKU%2CB093CKHPKK%2CB0854W1C2G%2CB07SVB39J2%2CB07Y8Z6GHN%2CB0014C440U%2CB07KWNSTRR%2CB0798DVT69%2CB07986PWD3%2CB07ND5BB8V%2CB08P4RWJK6%2CB07RMB7TPG%2CB07ND3PZYT%2CB001AZFA0O%2CB004QKNQYW%2CB07HDCVFFP%2CB093Y2WLFM%2CB07FGBSF45%2CB076QDN16H&srpt=TOILET_PAPER&th=1

[Raine]

32. You can spend that much on TP if you buy one of large packs with 30+ rolls. nt

[Historic NY]

33. At Shoprite which is in NJ

$10.69 Scott ComfortPlus Bath Tissue, 24 Double Roll
17.49 Scott Toilet Paper Mega Rolls 18 ct
$21.99 Cottonelle Ultra ComfortCare Toliet Tissue 24 ct
$21.99 Cottonelle Ultra CleanCare 24 Mega Rolls


Sams Club has those super mega rolls

Scott 1000 Limited Edition Bath Tissue (1,000 sheets/roll, 45 toilet paper rolls) 27.77
Charmin Ultra Soft Toilet Paper Super Plus Rolls (218 sheets/roll, 32 rolls) 23.98

His wife obviously doesn't bargain shop

[sarcasmo]

34. The media is really pushing Christie right now, it's embarrassing.

[Sympthsical]

36. People buy in bulk because it's way cheaper that way

We actually still have toilet paper from Spring 2020 panic buying/miscommunication.

I think we're down to 45 rolls now last I checked.

When you only use one or two a week, it takes ages.

But, yeah, $29 isn't some crazy number for a 30 roll.

[W_HAMILTON]

37. Funny how they pick and choose when they compare things to last year's prices...

...because I paid about $30 damn dollar for a four-pack back when toilet paper shortage was a thing last year, so $30 for a huge pack is definitely a price decrease. THANK YOU JOE BIDEN!

[Cha]

38. Who knew BullShit Christie

would Propagandize Toilet Paper for Crap Sake?!!

[Hoyt]

39. Must have been those big packages that take up half the trunk.

[captain queeg]

41. Stayed with my brother one time and he and his gf had to have 4-ply.

I didn’t know that it existed, but I’m sure it was pricey. He had a fat ass too, though not as big as Christie.