More Covid magnetism hilarity.

[Disaffected]

The term “scraping the bottom of the barrel” doesn’t quite do justice to the new crop of MAGA talk show hosts that think Alex Jones is too tame. One of them is Stew Peters. He went from being a failed rapper, to a failed bounty hunter, to now a full-time COVID conspiracy theorist. And yes, being full-blown MAGA, there’s the obligatory police report documenting domestic violence as well. Perhaps Trump will push him to run for Senate? ....

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2021/11/14/2064197/-Watching-anti-vaxxer-trying-to-prove-he-s-magnetic-is-the-laugh-we-all-need-right-now

[MagickMuffin]

1. Ewwwww, you can keep your Stew Peters outta my mix

Nope don't need any Stew Peters

[Disaffected]

2. Yeah, I suspect he's missing

a chromosome or two.

[grumpyduck]

3. Magnetism isn't a joke.

I heard from a friend of a second cousin who got an email from someone who saw it on TV that some vaccine places had a heckuva time pulling the needle out of people's arms due to magnetism.

Yikes.

Oh, yeah, BTW:

[Journeyman]

4. I had to switch to plastic cutlery. Every time I reach for metal utensils, they're repelled . . .

I think my vaccine was put in backwards.

[gratuitous]

11. Don't be silly; your vaccine can't be put in backwards

Everybody knows you either got the shot in the wrong arm, or you were facing to the east instead of to the west when it was administered. It's a very serious topic on all the message boards!

[Hekate]

8. I keep sticking to the refrigerator. But that may just be pandemic isolation & not magnetism.

[TreasonousBastard]

5. I only use aluminum dinnerware now..

but they still stick!

Btw, his wife is trying hard to not crack up

[EYESORE 9001]

6. If you say his name fast and slur the words

it becomes ‘stupiders.’

[Disaffected]

12. As in his audience.

Hey, maybe that would be a good catch-all name for the Karens (and the equivalent men) of the world. Including of course Trump supporters and Covid deniers.

[Hekate]

7. Boys in 7th grade thought this was hysterically funny back around 1960...

… having graduated (so to speak) from making armpit music in 5th grade.

“Watch me stick this spoon to my nose!” derrrr

[moondust]

9. Many people are saying

there are many, many people stuck to 5G towers. Be careful out there!

[Retrograde]

10. I specifically asked for the make-u-magnetic version

when I got my Covid booster, since I have this klutzy habit of dropping pins all over the floor, but the person giving the injections swore there was no such thing. Maybe she's in on the conspiracy! As it was, I got the version that gives you a sore arm for a few days, which was not nearly as much fun.