Now that Florida has tackled vaccines, it's time to address hand-washing mandates - Frank Cerabino

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

It’s time for Florida’s leaders to take the next step.

Now that they’ve done all they can to encourage vaccine-hesitant Floridians to avoid getting life-saving vaccines against COVID-19, attention needs to be focused on another area of egregious government overreach and mandates.

I’m talking about coercing hard-working Floridians to surrender their God-given germ freedoms in restaurant restrooms.

We’ve all seen these tyrannical worker-mandate signs in the restrooms of restaurants: “Employees must wash hands before returning to work.”

It’s time that this gets challenged in the free state of Florida!

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https://www.yahoo.com/news/now-florida-tackled-vaccines-time-120115124.html

Yes it's satire.

[Throck]

1. Tell them to stop pissing on their hands.

JMFC I've been washing my hands after the bathroom for the past 70 years. Are these people morons? Stop lickin your frigging fingers.

[Irish_Dem]

2. Time to abolish indoor plumping. Fight the tyranny of indoor sinks and toilets.

All the trappings of a civilized country must go.

[demigoddess]

3. did you mean abolish indoor plumbing??

sorry, I want to keep it. used too many outhouses when I was a kid.

[Irish_Dem]

4. I agree, outhouses are not fun.

One set of grandparents had a cabin with an outhouse where we visited as kids in the summer.
Yuck.

But since the Magats want us to go back to the Stone Age, we can assume modern conveniences may be next on their list.

[thucythucy]

5. Not to mention the tyranny of "no shirt, no shoes, no service."

I mean, what about our freedom??

This whole clothing thing is just another liberal authoritarian obsession.

[SoCalDavidS]

6. So Hard To Distinguish Reality From The Onion These Days. nt

[Hortensis]

7. Lol, now and then I've thought of nice southern ladies proudly declaiming

they'll never submit to the tyranny of washing their hands properly. That's one's seemingly been problematic for them, which no doubt is why we never hear it.

[hay rick]

8. Maybe Florida can reach turd immunity...

Cerabino is a gem.

[Farmer-Rick]

9. And what about the tyranny of polio, small pox and tetanus vaccines?

How dare the government tell me I must have these vaccines.

I want the freedom to catch a deadly illnesses that use to kill, disable and disfigure millions.

I want to be able to die from a simple cut on my finger or a small puncture wound because freedom.

[SeattleVet]

10. "Employees must wash hands" signs in restrooms can be confusing...

what if they are all busy? Can I wash them myself, or do I have to stand around and wait for a free employee?

And don't even get me started on those "Wet Floor" signs (warning, or instruction? What if it's already wet?)

[LastDemocratInSC]

11. DeSantis is the ambassador from the 15th century.