We do not hire LIBERALS

[Soph0571]

Reasoning Skills. Logic. Comprehension. All the things that librul edumaction teaches us, but OUR decision making skills come from emotional thinking? LOLOL. Gotta tell ya, thinking he will get those skills from the children of the republican corn is not only amusing, but I'm gonna guess the longevity of his business may be a tad at risk... conservative 2021 = anti-science, anti-education, utterly unable to do fact based decision making, but hey conservatoire dude, knock yourself out!

[maxsolomon]

1. Quelle drolle.

Conservatives are running circles around us with their superior wit.

[keithbvadu2]

18. Half circle

[sanatanadharma]

22. Counter circle

Going backwards, one step forward and two back, blaming the shoes for their failures of ethics, morality, and kindergarten lessons.

[Beachnutt]

2. Great glad you notified us that you're a rethug

we don't work for rethugs either and even better we do all we can not to do business with rethugs as they're full of misinformation lies and hate.
So thanks for the notification.

[TheBlackAdder]

36. Yeah, I was thinking a little bit differently, but rethug works too!

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[LAS14]

3. What kind of job position was this about?

[DFW]

28. Dish washer.

Republicans require a PhD (Perfectly horrible Dipshit) for anything more sophisticated.

[Coventina]

4. Um, isn't that illegal?

Not that I really care.

I'd like to know in advance what the job climate is like, and that's a red flag that I don't want to work there.

[Baitball Blogger]

11. I think it would be if I was the job applicant, because my liberal views

are largely the direct result of my minority experiences and identity.

[whathehell]

26. Certainly sounds like it.. n/t

[RussBLib]

5. blinding ignorance

What a fool, taking all the conservative shortcomings and assigning them to liberals. The author of this note is no-doubt an extreme conservative.

[Downtown Hound]

6. "Working here requires superior reasoning,

logic, and comprehension skills, and in our experience, liberals are deficiencient in those areas."

This coming from the people that turned an fat, con-man, reality TV host with a long history of bankruptcies, failed businesses, fraud, sexual assault claims, and thousands of documented, provable lies into a cult like prophet who's every word is gospel to them.

[Trailrider1951]

7. LOL, that's rich. Seems like more projection

from the peanut gallery.

[gratuitous]

27. Every accusation is a confession

[Srkdqltr]

8. Fake or Sarcasm

[Mr.Bill]

9. What do you want to bet

it's a minimum wage job.

[Zorro]

10. Guess they're looking to hire ignorant assholes

[Aristus]

12. Right up there with the anti-vaxxer who says:

"I don't want no vaccine. Cain't ya jes' give me a weakened virus so's I kin built up m'immunity that way?"



I can't even with these people...

[pandr32]

13. Righties are taking "I know you are, but what am I" to new levels

Kids' nonsense is now full-on flip the script for adult idiots.

[Hekate]

14. Source? Location?

That would help.

[A HERETIC I AM]

37. That's what I'd like to know.

I follow a few Tik Tok accounts that are EXTREMELY good at making shit like this go viral, and as a result, VERY bad for the proprietor.

[House of Roberts]

15. Salting your own ground

is not conducive to quality yields.

[bluestarone]

16. All QTHUGS there?

They can have it!

[Blue Owl]

17. We only hire MORANS

...is what I'm reading here...

[MineralMan]

19. Liberals Think Too Much - Such People Are Dangerous

[Deuxcents]

20. A commercial on my local tv station

Runs an ad for window blinds, shutters, etc. A streamer runs along the top and the voice over says..if you voted for Biden or are a liberal, don’t call us. The first time I heard it, I could not believe my ears n eyes! I doubted it was legal but it’s still being shown.

[ZonkerHarris]

32. I'd call them and thank them for sending me to their competition.

[Delphinus]

21. Any idea where this might be? n/m

[BlackSkimmer]

23. Right. Posted with no context of where. what job?

Come on now.

[TheRealNorth]

24. What is the business' name?

I want to know so I can avoid ever giving them any of my hard-earned dollars.

[whathehell]

25. Sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen..

[Ferrets are Cool]

29. I'm pretty sure this is illegal.

[ZonkerHarris]

30. If it's real a discrimination lawsuit to be filed in 3....2....1....

[DFW]

31. Someone should tape another paper underneath it.

"No inconvenience at all. Actually, we appreciate the advance notice, so that we don't apply for a job at a place that won't even be in business in 6 months."

[Silent3]

33. I've noticed that even among the Trumpies with a few neurons to rub together...

…their idea of “logic” is quick, impatient application of over-simplified principles and a twisted idea of “common sense”.

For example, “if you raise the minimum wage, prices will go up and employment will go down.”

No need to bother gathering real-world data (which is somewhat mixed, but definitely not a slam dunk for the conservative view), just claim this is true and belittle anyone who doesn’t accept it as Truth.

[FakeNoose]

34. My prediction: this guy will be out of business in less than 2 years

Just sayin'

[Midnight Writer]

35. Owner will show up on FOX complaining he can't find help because no one wants to work.

[Hotler]

38. I think we need to know the name of that business and where it is located.

I bet they call themselves christian also.

[Scrivener7]

42. Looks like a bot plant to me.

[Initech]

43. No, it's because you disagree with our political views.

Spare me the other bullshit, please.

[tenderfoot]

44. Source?

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