Rita Rudner: Cause I'm 64 And I have No Idea What You're Talking About

[ItsjustMe]

[ProfessorGAC]

1. They Spelled Her Name Wrong

Her name is Rudner, not Ruder.
And, she's been a hoot since the 80s. My wife & I always found her very funny.

[BlackSkimmer]

2. I know. RUDNER.

That’s annoying. A fave of mine too.

[ProfessorGAC]

3. Thanks For The Edit

But, I wasn't talking about you.
You just copied what the YouTube video has in the title.
I was complaining about YouTube, not you!

[rsdsharp]

4. My favorite Rudner joke: She was in labor for 24 hours!

I don’t even want to do something that feels GOOD for 24 hours!

[Alice Kramden]

5. My favorite: she said

Every morning I step out of the tub and onto the scale, and when I see a number I like I let go of the shower rod

[underpants]

6. Great delivery.

[MurrayDelph]

7. My husband and I wanted to hear the pitter-pat of little feet

So we got a dog; they're cheaper, and you get more feet.

[Straw Man]

8. And as one wise techie said ...

"There is no Cloud. It's just somebody else's computer."

[Aristus]

9. She's still very attractive.

I've loved her since the Eighties...

[Drunken Irishman]

10. I only knew Rita Rudner from American Dad.