'They're making a mockery out of it': Mike Lindell despairs over his election lawsuit flop

[LetMyPeopleVote]

Lindell posted a piece of crap lawsuit that was set up to be filed by a state attorney general that basically repeated the claims in the piece of crap lawsuit filed by Texas AG Paxton. That lawsuit was truly sad.

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I am amused that Lindell is truly sad that no one is taking this piece of crap lawsuit seriously

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Now Lindell is crying about the fact that no one is taking his piece of crap lawsuit seriously

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell expressed despair over the weekend after his proposed election lawsuit failed to get the support of a single state attorney general.

During his 96-hour "Thanks-A-Thon" broadcast on Sunday, Lindell admitted that he was "frustrated" after he had lashed out at a Christian radio network just one day earlier.

"You know how many people have worked hard giving up everything they had because they know this country is gone," Lindell opined. "I was angry, it came out wrong -- probably came out wrong -- angry and I'm frustrated. I've had it."

"It's like we've worked so hard here," he continued, "working so hard to get to something that should have been so simple. Open up the [voting] machines. Of course, every state was illegal."

[Lasher]

1. Poor baby.

[bucolic_frolic]

2. When does the pillow firesale start?

I could use one, and $4 is a good price for a pillow

[Claustrum]

5. I wouldn't use any of his pillow even if it's free let alone paying him for one n/t

[PSPS]

6. It started early this year. 2/3 off on the last TV ad I saw. He's in big debt and out of cash.

[gratuitous]

3. Your lawsuit is self-mocking, Mike

We're just tagging along.

[Deuxcents]

15. ☝️

[Claustrum]

4. They are really cut from the same cloth (him and Trump).

They use the same tactics. Trump printed out stacks of empty paper to appear more hardworking. This guy print out a template without filling in names. It doesn't take that long to actually do the work to appear more professional.

[OAITW r.2.0]

7. Worked so hard at what?

Trying to make bullshit into a chocolate frappe? Nobody liked the creamy smooth flavor?

[Wounded Bear]

8. Well, when you act like a clown, people laugh at you...

[bluestarone]

9. Time for big fucking penalties

For these worthless lawsuits.

[keithbvadu2]

10. Who associates less with Dotard now? Mike, Rudy, or Melania?

Who associates less with Dotard now? Mike, Rudy, or Melania?

[smirkymonkey]

11. "They" are?

This guy is such an effing joke. Someone get the hook. Nobody should even be wasting their time with this flotsam.

[A HERETIC I AM]

12. You would think there would be at least ONE person in his orbit.....

at least 1 who would sit him down and say "Look Mike, shut the fuck up, already. You're making yourself out to be an even bigger dipshit that we already know you to be!"

Sheesh, the man has lost his mind, just like the orange blob he apparently worships.

[ProfessorGAC]

13. Like His Creditors

Dude has a Debt:Equity of nearly 5.
His revenues are down 30-35% & his operating margins were only a bit over 20%.
The company is hemorrhaging cash & those creditors are at risk of getting 40¢ on the dollar.
You'd think one of them would have the financial interests to tell him to shut up.

[A HERETIC I AM]

14. EXACTLY!

He had better have squirreled away a mil or two, or he's going to be running a GoFundMe to keep his head above water.

Wouldn't surprise me if he takes up residence here in Florida (if he isn't already), for the same reason OJ Simpson and so many others do. The laws here can protect wealth from certain creditors.

[ProfessorGAC]

16. From What I Could Find Out...

...over 90% of his net worth was in his preponderant share of his privately held company.
Now, that may be next to worthless.
And, despite his lies about being worth $300 million, it's really more like $25 million, $23 million of which is on thin ice.
So, he should have a couple million left.
But, lots of retirees have more than $2 million. (I'm one of them.). No news media cares what I think, yet he still gets coverage.

[tanyev]

17. They're acting like it's just a giant pillow fight!

[captain queeg]

18. He sounds like he's ready to crack.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

20. I believe that Lindell may be back on drugs

[captain queeg]

21. Yeah I wondered about that. He's so far out there I don't see how he could be straight.

[bahboo]

19. too crazy for the crazies....