The new and improved Jesus Christ on a trailer hitch

[Nevilledog]

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[AleksS]

1. They seem to be mixing up their holidays.

Easter/Good Friday is the jesus-on-a-stick day. Christmas was the baby-jesus-in-a-barn day.

They can't even get that right, and it's kind of fundamental to the whole thing, isn't it?

[Beatlelvr]

2. Wow. No words

Exceot maybe eeeewwwww

[brush]

7. Yes, fundamental. This pot-bellied Jesus is a tad early.

[Budi]

8. This Wins the Day.. Thanks.

[Takket]

9. Took the words right out of my mouth

I’m an atheist and even I know that. That’s Christianity 101

[GoCubsGo]

10. Down here in the BuyBull Belt, the Nativity scenes people put out in their yards

frequently feature a cross at the head of the manger. Nothing like reminding the Baby Jesus of his fate before he even leaves the maternity ward.

[lindysalsagal]

52. "BuyBull Belt". Hehe. That's a keeper.

[2naSalit]

29. Nailed it!

[Solly Mack]

41. Yep

[HAB911]

46. Maybe that's baby fat

[Ray Bruns]

3. Why would you think Christians know anything about the bible.

Since none of them have ever read it, I doubt they know the difference.

And

[Hekate]

4. Okay, that is grotesque beyond words. Who are these people & what the holy hells are they thinking?

I’d really, really like to know.

[Biophilic]

38. I'm with you. Jesus H Christ who are they? Sick, sick, sick. And, I'm a pagan.

[Srkdqltr]

5. OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Budi]

6. Jesus was a beer bellied white guy? Like Kavanaugh?

[lindysalsagal]

23. rofl!

[SWBTATTReg]

11. Yikes!

[Haggard Celine]

12. Biker Jesus, save me from my sins!

I don't have any tattoos and I haven't even had a beer lately. Please save me from Hades! I repent of my square ways! I'll go out and get a case of PBR and a bag of crank today!

[dweller]

13. Holy f'n hell

They crucified Santa !?!




✌🏻

[quaint]

18. Thank you for lowering my B.P.

[happybird]

27. There was actually a display of a crucified Santa down at our county courthouse several years ago

in the battle over the nativity scene. Protesters argued displays from all religions should be allowed, so we’ve had several Fetivus poles, Flying Spaghetti Monsters, and some freaky skeleton stuff, among other displays.

The crucified Santa was the final straw and now there are no holiday displays on the courthouse lawn. The battle lasted a few years and it was fun to watch.

[spinbaby]

43. I saw a crucified Santa once

It was on a front porch in south Wheeling, West Virginia. The Santa in question was one of those inflatable things and was tied to a cross. His head was lolling in a rather disturbing way.

[Biophilic]

39. Amde me laugh hard. Thanks, I needed that after the photo. nt

[lunatica]

72. LOL!

[Baked Potato]

14. Damn that's grossly disgusting. Nt

[Raven]

15. They've got the wrong damn holiday!

[bucolic_frolic]

16. Speechless /nt

[Carlitos Brigante]

17. I know it just went by. But can't wait to go "Trick or Treating" next year's Thanksgiving.... nt

[magicarpet]

19. Well if it ain't trailer trash Jesus...

.... give him 4 honey dipped donuts and a few 24oz cheap beers.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

20. Jesus might want to start watching his portions.

I know how easy it is to put on the pounds, not going into the office every day. I'm working from home too.

[Budi]

24. 👍

[iscooterliberally]

21. It's Santa Christ.

Now if he had one of those red hats on, he would be Satan Christ.

[dalton99a]

31. +1

[iscooterliberally]

34. "Punishment coal" - I like that!

[Johnny2X2X]

22. Not going to fat shame

But Jesus, our country is in such poor shape.

I don't think most Americans who don't travel abroad realize how we are viewed, this trailer pretty much sums up our image worldwide. A bunch of illiterate Jesus Freak slobs.

And weight in much of the world is viewed not just as a personal issue, but as a sign that the person is inconsiderate of others. People taking more than their share, creating a health crisis, polluting the planet.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

54. .

And weight in much of the world is viewed not just as a personal issue, but as a sign that the person is inconsiderate of others. People taking more than their share, creating a health crisis, polluting the planet.

What a shitty way to think when observing someone's appearance.

[Johnny2X2X]

67. Agree

But that's how much of the world views Americans, as slobs. Not saying that's how I see people who are overweight, as I think there's a lot more at play in the US than personal eating and exercise choices, mainly a toxic and addictive food supply. But globally, the US as looked at as undisciplined gluttons who take more than their share of the planet's resources and food.

The overweight American is symbolic abroad that we are a nation of excess.

[lindysalsagal]

25. I didn't know donald was going photo-ops.

Off property, anyway.

[Vinca]

26. I had no idea Jesus was so well fed. LOL.

[dalton99a]

28. .

[lindysalsagal]

50. Damn. You can't unsee that.

[Wednesdays]

30. Why?

I mean, what is the message they're trying to convey? At this time of year?

Don't answer that, it's probably too disturbing.

[secondwind]

32. This is disgusting on SO many levels.......

[bluestarone]

33. All i can say is

Fucking religion is gonna DESTROY this country! We'll end up like the fucking MIDDLE EAST!

[sinkingfeeling]

35. I would say this is an example of sacrilege.

[Baitball Blogger]

36. They need a wake-up call.

Jesus looks nothing like that. The beer belly, notwithstanding.

[FakeNoose]

37. It seems there was only one volunteer for the part of "Jesus"

At least give him something interesting to do, like dancing in the street.

[luckone]

64. Nope I don't think I would want to see any of the people on that float party rock 🥺

Whatever town this is that allowed that trailer in a Christmas parade I know for sure I do not want to go there
Ever!

[Celerity]

40. Beerbelly Jeebus and the Buffet Disciples. He dined for your sins.

[Nevilledog]

45. *snicker*

[onethatcares]

60. that's it, I'm goin ta hell

I'm still laughing at that one. "he dined for your sins",,hahahahahahahahahahhahaha

Thank you.

[OAITW r.2.0]

42. Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a float with a dude that probably likes to get tied up. nt

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[Celerity]

63. lol

[yardwork]

68. I was thinking the same thing. He's really into the cosplay...

[Solly Mack]

44. The reason for the season is death?

LMAO

[The Magistrate]

47. Some Pay By The Hour, Ma'am

Some some bring up the rear at the Christmas Parade....

[LiberatedUSA]

48. Jesus Beer-Drinking Christ, my eyes! N/t

[NightWatcher]

51. Jesus beer drinking christ just cracked me up....

Still choking over here. too good.

[LiberatedUSA]

53. Well that Jesus sure won't be tap dancing. N/t

[NightWatcher]

56. No Jesus Christ on a pogo stick either. Although that is a mental picture.

[LiberatedUSA]

58. Haha.

I prefer the Buddy Christ from Dogma.

[jalan48]

49. High carb Jesus.

[Wingus Dingus]

55. Thanks, but I prefer Buff Hippie Jesus.

I don't care for Enlarged Liver Jesus.

[SunImp]

57. I guess all the people in that town only eat hamburgers

[onethatcares]

59. Jesus

everybody on that trailer looks so "happy".

[taxi]

61. SMDH - Now it becomes clear - This is a picture from the front lines of The War on Christmas.

Some of these people may see bloody crucifixions as a symbol of victory for battle weary warriors.

[luckone]

65. The Merry Christmas decoration on the trailer . How is this merry or a joyful celebration ?

[KentuckyWoman]

66. Is that guy in the denim jacket Hulk

Hogan's wannabe?

[UnderThisLaw]

69. Someone needs to buy

Jesus an Abdominizer for Christmas

[Bettie]

70. OMG...that's um...

exotic.

Not how he looks, but that THIS is what they decided a Christmas parade needed...I mean at least the people on the float could have worn costumes as well.

But, it does represent a departure from manger scenes, injecting a bit of violence and horror into an otherwise peaceful and happy holiday event. Maybe that's what they were going for?

"Mama why is Mr. Bob up there wearing a towel?"

"Because...well, Timmy, I don't know...I really don't. LOOK! Santa!"

[GaYellowDawg]

71. Fat Jesus on a trailer float!

I think I've got my new exclamation.

Also, aren't tattoos prohibited in the Old Testament?

[2 Meow Momma]

73. Wow, should have had my eye bleach at hand! nt

[KY_EnviroGuy]

74. Damn. The Last Supper must have gone into double overtime.

Looks like one guy's wife crucified him when he finally got home!.....

Anyone else notice the irony in that Merry Christmas decoration tacked to the trailer?

KY....... .......