Probably on their way to Mar a Lagooo...

[pbmus]

Link to tweet

[tblue37]

1. Or the Florida Everglades.

[cilla4progress]

2. Yep

they can receive protection from the FL Governor's private militia. And of course, shelter with TFG

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. Or Canada, it's a lot closer.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

8. I think Canada requires proof of vaccination, and a recent negative test.

I think the Ontario Provincial Police would stop them immediately.

[Tetrachloride]

4. Northern Michigan is an ideal hideout. Set out some venison jerky as bait

[llmart]

7. LOL

I do agree that they are most certainly headed that way. But don't they have GPS trackers either on their vehicle or phones and wouldn't the police know which way they're going? Or is that just something that happens in the movies?

[leftieNanner]

5. Gee, after they are caught (because they will be)

anybody want to bet whether they get bail or are held in custody pending trial?

What incredible morons.

[keithbvadu2]

6. Seeking asylum

[riversedge]

9. ummm Stranger things have happened.

[iemanja]

10. They may have been caught near the Canadian border

in Detroit. There have been a couple of threads on this.

ETA: Actually it was their vehicle that was found. https://www.cnn.com/2021/12/03/us/michigan-oxford-high-school-shooting-superintendent-message/index.html

[riversedge]

11. WHOW.

[GoCubsGo]

12. Nothing like abandoning your child, regardless of where they were headed.

That kid is at a point in his life where he needs his parents the most, and they run away, trying to save their own hides. Nice. Now we know how Ethan got so fucked up.

[Vinca]

13. How long before the wannabe orange king calls them "good people?"

[brooklynite]

14. Arrested in Detroit