It occurs to me that I would rather work a glory hole in a leper colony than ...

[11 Bravo]

have regular contact with anyone in the Trump family.
Every fucking day one of them says something more stupid/repulsive than the day before.

I truly despise these people.

[leftstreet]

1. Well that's not a DU thread title you see every day

Got my attention though

[kairos12]

2. Graphic and perfect.

[Texaswitchy]

3. You would meet a better quality.of people.

Lots better.

[Dave in VA]

4. Well,

now I have to clean my laptop! Spit coke all over it!

[ret5hd]

5. It occurs to me that...

maybe working a glory hole in a leper colony might be a pretty cush job…if you get my drift. Lotsa reading/smoke-breaks/surfing-the-web time

[Skittles]

6. I hear you

The only good thing about 2021 was getting rid of Trump, only he is like a fungus who won't go away.

[Effete Snob]

7. You'll get a lot of tips!

A buddy of mine used to do that, and he eventually got the shaft!

[splunge63]

8. Funniest thing I've read in a good while. Well done.

And the kicker is, in the words of the late, great Madeline Kahn, "It's true, it's true."

[Throck]

10. How much does it pay?