"Boys will be boys after all." Please come CAPTION the Crumbleys!!!

[skip fox]

The Crumbley's press statement: "The stories picturing us as uncaring parents are absolutely false. We brought James up to respect the second amendment. So it's not our fault. If there would have been a 'good guy with a gun' this wouldn't have happened. We're confident the justice system will treat us fairly so we can start our Good Guy with a Gun Foundation, an idea President Trump has already blessed. We urge fellow citizens to visit our GoFundMe page It'sAllClearBro.com"

[captain queeg]

1. OMG. These idiots have learned nothing. Good guy with a gun is their answer?

Let’s hope they get long prison sentences. I’m waiting to see how the RW faux crowd will represent them.

[Thunderbeast]

8. A "good guy with a gun" to kill their son as he is killing other kids?

Springfield, Sandy Hook, Kenosha, and now Oxford...

All caused by parents arming their children.

The Second Ammendment appears to be the only core value these folks thought important enough to teach their son.

I have a hard time believing that any of them can be rehabilitated in years of prison.

[walkingman]

2. That is the weirdest thing I have ever heard.

[skip fox]

4. Warning: CAPTIONs at DU are creative,

but we try to channel our subjects to highlight their stupidity, cupidity, avarice, etc.

So the CAPTION is fictional, but also a portrait of their souls.

[Takket]

9. satire is dead. you ALMOST fooled me lol

except i knew a gofundme would actually be on gofundme's website, not "It'sAllClearBro.com"

[malaise]

14. Hehehehehehhe

Shouldn't have needed a warning

[skip fox]

18. malaise, as always, has got my number!

Click on my journal to see blasts from the past.

[malaise]

24. Hilarious stuff there

I think you own the pen of imagination in that lovely children's book The Guardians of Lore

[captain queeg]

17. You got me. Sure sounded like something that they'd say.

[walkingman]

30. Funny - I bit - these days nothing surprises me.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

3. "LOL, you have to learn not to get caught" they texted to Ethan after searching for "ammo" in class.

[skip fox]

15. Caught me out with GoFundMe, but

"It'sAllClearBro" is kind of nice, ain't it?

[consider_this]

6. yo people - its sarcasm...

joke caption. jeez

[Stuart G]

7. I wonder if these 2 ever heard of a very old law. #7 out of 10...."Thou Shalt Not Kill"

...That one is quite old. I learned about it, and I never killed anyone...

..........GOOD GUY WITH A GUN??...what about that very old law?..from before Jesus was ever thought about?

..........Before there were guns that kill. Before there was a 2nd Amendment. Before there were any Amendments,
....Before Jusus, Before Greek Philosophers, Before TV, Before radio. Before there was an idea of, "good guy with
a gun!!!

[AZLD4Candidate]

10. "How dare you do this to us? We're angry at you because white people make mistakes.

Only the poor and minorities commit crimes."

[SWBTATTReg]

11. I hope that the parents of the murdered children get their justice soon, and that

the justice dealt out is appropriate to the horrible crimes committed by these two and their evil spawn.

[gldstwmn]

29. The school district will be sued and the taxpayers will

ultimately pay.

[Grasswire2]

12. is that really their statement?

And so they think it would have been better if someone had killed their son before he could kill.

??

[skip fox]

13. CAPTIONs at DU are satire.

That's why others are invited to supply their own.

[Vinca]

16. If there had been a good guy with a gun? WTF? They're advocating the shooting of their child

rather than teach him anything about the proper use of guns or responsibility of gun ownership. The 2nd Amendment isn't a rubber stamp for the country to be the wild west. Figures they've set up a fundraising page. Fuck them. "Good Guy With a Gun Foundation" my ass.

[skip fox]

19. CAPTIONs at DU are satire.

[Vinca]

20. I thought the caption was "Boys will be boys."

Since I'm not the only one who realized it was supposed to be satire (all things considered it sounds plausible), maybe it should be taken down.

[skip fox]

21. Geez.

CAPTIONing at DU goes way back (check out my journal). There used to be a dozen of us and the CAPTIONs were like the funny pages. Besides, for the humor-deficient, I always make it clear, especially so no one quotes the CAPTION elsewhere as though it was real.

That's my take-down.

[Bettie]

22. So, they wish that someone had

killed their child? Wow, I didn't think I could think less of them.

Apparently, there is no bottom.

[skip fox]

23. CAPTIONs at DU satire.

[Bettie]

25. "Well, our plan to get rid of Ethan failed..."

after reading it, I forgot about captioning with all the fuckery inherent in their statement.

[skip fox]

31. sweet!

[aeromanKC]

26. The Onion?

[skip fox]

27. It's DU's Onion and SNL and funny pages

Everyone is always invited to add CAPTIONs.

There used to be about a dozen people originating these and adding CAPTIONs to other's CAPTION posts.

Check out my journal for a flavor. It really goes back at least to W.'s administration. I only started saving on 2012.

[Elessar Zappa]

28. Funny caption!

Judging by the responses, satire is apparently dead.

[jmowreader]

32. Nice parents

"If someone with a gun would have killed our own son before he got a chance to start shooting, he wouldn't have killed four people and wounded seven others."

Also, the intent of the Second Amendment was NOT to enable children to shoot up schools!

Twenty years hard labor will be good for them.

[Leith]

33. Not a caption, not satire

but they could be brother & sister. Look at the shapes of the ears, faces, noses, and lips. Can't see his chin well but they look similar, too.

The eyes and hair are the same color, too.

No, I'm not kidding.