Oh where to begin with this monstrosity?

[kpete]

(I cannot confirm it's authenticity, yet)

🔺Trump is not president
🔺 Mar-a-Lago was never the WH
🔺Trump has Ivanka before Melania in the ornament line up
🔺 Where's Barron?
🔺Look at the white front of Trump's tux. Why does Santa & reindeer look like ejaculate from a big penis?

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[MineralMan]

1. Because it's a fake?

That's my guess.

[PatSeg]

2. Oh my god, is that real?

[PTWB]

4. No

[PatSeg]

25. Thanks

I thought Trump was much too vain to let that awful photo to be used for anything.

[madaboutharry]

3. If this is real, it is exhibit 1A in the case of the severity of Trump's mental incapacity.

[Mosby]

5. I think its fake

Why would he use that pic of himself?

[Bettie]

20. That was my thought too

but it still made me laugh!

[blm]

6. Can't be real.

But, is pretty funny.

[love_katz]

7. I can't help busting out laughing at this.

I noticed the resemblance to a dick right away. He is stupid enough to put something like this out.

[Elessar Zappa]

8. Looks like something's squirting out of the dick, too.

This has to be a joke.

[TreasonousBastard]

9. That gets him the dickhead vote.

[doc03]

10. LOL He even looks fatter than he is and look at the hands they are like

a child's hands. Oh I had to look at it again, didn't notice he looks like a dick. LOL

[Iggo]

11. That's a dick squirting on a star.

(Sometimes it helps to see something without your glasses on…lol.)

[Ocelot II]

12. It's obviously fake, but TFG being the way he is,

it contains elements of truth as satire must…

[Kingofalldems]

13. Kick and rec for Trump's secret pals.

[marble falls]

14. I guess that as well as the that tux fits, it's rented - or did he borrow it from the maitre 'd?

[FoxNewsSucks]

15. The announcement may be fake, but

MF45 really did wear a tux that made him look like a dick when he met with the Queen

[peggysue2]

16. My guess?

Fake. Because who would want to memorialize an image of Trump in an ill-fitting, quite ridiculous tux?

Unless, you're trying to poke fun. Maybe poke the bear. Or both.

And yes, he looks as if he's ejaculating Santa and his reindeer from the top of his head (follow the outline of the white vest).

Gives new meaning to dickhead! LOL.

[Greybnk48]

17. Start with the white penis and scrotum shooting white stuff out of Trump's penis head that looks

like Santa's sleigh and reindeer, lol! Then we can discuss his preternatural tiny hands. And then maybe try to figure out what's in the manger?

[Larissa]

18. I feel like asking him to polish the silver

That's the ridiculous monkey suit he wore to the United Kingdom state visit in 2019. He looks basted and trussed. (Go fetch a banana, dead brains!) Trump wanted to ride in the golden coach with the Queen, but the horses threatened to trot off the job. They weren't about to throw their spines out hauling that lard tub.

[viva la]

19. pretty sure it's fake

Even Trump has to realize that the formal-wear picture is quite unflattering. That's what he wore when dining with the Queen, and tailors all over the world weighed in about how terrible the fit was.
And then someone put up a side-by-side with a pic of Obama looking dashing and debonair in his formal pic with the Queen...

Trump has got to hate that photo.

He'll put out some photo of him with Melania looking like a dominatrix smiling fiercely, and him making that icky crooked thumb gesture, and a Xmas tree in the background.

[Ocelot II]

21. These photos?

[viva la]

22. Yes-- notice the queen's different expression.

Photo 1: "This is going to be fun!"
Photo 2: "We are not amused."

[electric_blue68]

29. Heh, I saw. 😄

[TwilightZone]

23. Still fake.

[Initech]

24. And he looks so happy to be there too, doesn't he?

[ARPad95]

26. "Why does Santa & reindeer look like ejaculate from a big penis?"

"Big" as in magnified to 100x its actual size.


FIFY

[Stuart G]

27. It is perfect for the Dick Head...Donald Dickhead Trump

[Ohio Joe]

28. Heh... Too funny