Devin Nunes retiring later this month. Good riddance!

[LonePirate]

Edit: supposedly the retirement will occur at the end of this month and not at the end of his term in January 2023. Even better!

[Turbineguy]

1. To spend more time with

his cows.

[Bev54]

28. Even better, he is going to work for the new Trump media empire

that is never going to get off the ground.

[Poiuyt]

29. Cows...Trump...same thing

[Escurumbele]

45. LOL - Good one...They both leave the field full of manure, the cows and trump, of course.

[burrowowl]

51. Don't insult cow manure!

It is beneficial and better than chemical fertilizers.
Nunes and Drump pooh is probably toxic.

[Whatthe_Firetruck]

60. Devin Nunes's cow..

...has a sad at their pending obscurity.

[Trueblue1968]

69. he loves Da Cows !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://twitter.com/DevinCow


and nunes is suing twitters cows. da cows got lots of money https://www.gofundme.com/f/21x5q5a4ao?member=4846446&sharetype=teams&utm_campaign=p_na+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer

[mahatmakanejeeves]

2. So he's finally headed out to pasture. NT

[OnDoutside]

3. Moooovin on !

[mahina]

4. To spend more time with his lawyers.

Cretin. Ugh.

Reading Adam Schiff’s book midnight in DC, listening to how Nunes completely abdicated responsibility for his constituents’ interests for TFG makes me want to vomit.

[Traildogbob]

43. His retirement home

Needs to be a 6 X 6 cell with bars. That media empire is being funded by Saudi’s murderers. Just like the billion they gave the Kush. Fox has a Saudi co owner. If they fully find trump media, they will have full control of propaganda. With the biggest mouth and Lier on the planet.

[pecosbob]

5. Isn't Fresno the backyard he shits in?

Likely remains red, but any change of scenery should be a relief (knock on wood).

[Atticus]

6. I was udderly mooved by this post! nt

[Comfortably_Numb]

9. Sorry for the dupe.... Atticus beat me by 4/10s of a sec. And like in F1, that's a lifetime.

[Atticus]

11. I typed that as fast as I cud! nt

[Comfortably_Numb]

35. To the victor goes the premier post.

[Pinback]

56. And they said you were pasture prime. (nt)

[Atticus]

61. No whey! nt

[Pinback]

63. This subthread is pure geld. (nt)

[Atticus]

64. There's no rumen here for much more! nt

[Pinback]

65. It behooves us to rein this in. (nt)

[Atticus]

66. I agree. This tit for tat has to stop! nt

[Pinback]

67. Anybody just grazing through DU must think we're off our feed!

[Blue Owl]

68. Man, you guys are really milking this thing

[Comfortably_Numb]

7. Udderly wonderful news! FO Traitor.

[Tom Kitten]

8. He should have no problem

Findng a mooving van

[Efilroft Sul]

10. "Moove on, Devin," quoth the cow.

[LymphocyteLover]

14. LOL -- yes!

[UTUSN]

12. Huzzah!

[zuul]

13. I hope this means he's in legal trouble.

[LymphocyteLover]

15. me too!

[GoCubsGo]

16. I suspect it's more likely redistricting.

California is losing a seat. Could be it's his that's in trouble.

[SleeplessinSoCal]

20. found this:

"An editor for The Cook Political Report, which tracks elections, wrote on Twitter that Nunes’ district would turn from having voted for former President Donald Trump in 2020 by five percentage points to one that backed President Joe Biden by nine."

https://www.fresnobee.com/news/politics-government/article255730826.html

[zuul]

25. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[LonePirate]

19. He's taking a job with some sort of company with ties to TFG.

No indication his retirement is due to legal troubles

[SergeStorms]

47. So he's accepting a job...

where he won't get paid.

Mr. Nunes is about to discover a side of his hero he never before experienced. Attempting to get money from The Orange Pig 🐖 is a "come to jebus" moment for many people.

I guess it doesn't really matter. Devin has his "ranch", and I'm sure that brings in adequate income for his fascist activities.

[guillaumeb]

17. Bull.

Are you trying to steer us in the wrong direction?

[Maeve]

18. OMG! To take over as CEO for tRump's social media start-up!

https://www.businessinsider.com/gop-congressman-devin-nunes-retiring-reports-2021-12


If he thought he had legal problems NOW.....

[SleeplessinSoCal]

21. Sooooo predictable.

Creepy back scratching.

[Ford_Prefect]

26. I suspect the FBI and the SEC have some questions to ask young Devin, don't you?

[jmowreader]

33. This should be entertaining...

It seems Devin Nunez has volunteered to be the Leo Bloom to Trump’s Max Bialystock.

All together now…

Prisoners of love
Blue skies above
Can’t keep our hearts in jail

Prisoners of love
Our turtle doves
Soon comin’ round with bail

Oh, you can lock us up
And lose the key
But hearts in love
Are always free

Cause we’re still prisoners
We’re still prisoners
We’re still prisoners of love!

[Captain Zero]

22. He's a cowardly bastard. Maybe Putin fired him.

Nt.

[tblue37]

23. Finish the sentence: Good riddance to bad rubbish.

[yorkster]

24. COWardly mooove...

But good news.

[chowder66]

27. I'm sure he will continue to milk the next teat that comes along. nt

[ShazzieB]

52. You beat me to it.

I was just getting ready to say that a lot of people here seem to be udderly determined to milk this story for every possible pun.

[chowder66]

54. lol!! nt

[Bristlecone]

30. Wonder if he has another scandal that is about to come to light

[Texin]

31. Hmmm. Makes me wonder what he's expecting around the corner.

Maybe some kind of litigation dropping on him?

[cstanleytech]

32. I wonder what his real MOoootivation is? Looking to run for some other office?

[Auggie]

36. Dog Catcher is already filled. Cow Catcher?

[cstanleytech]

38. Cow patty catcher would be about all he is qualified for.

[Auggie]

58. +1

[bigtree]

34. knew he would

...the campaign would end him anyway.

[LymphocyteLover]

39. OMG-- look at his reason!

Link to tweet

?s=20

[AllaN01Bear]

40. so long, farewell, id hate to say good by, but good by. now i

wish that hack mclintok who is my congress critter would go away.

[Joinfortmill]

41. Ha! I think the Feds are coming.

[ffr]

59. +1000. Sounds like he heard some DOJ hauntings.

I wonder what the penalty difference is for treason between being a sitting congressman and being a retired congressman?

[Demovictory9]

42. EXcellent..i hope that company tanks

https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Trump-media-venture-unveils-forecasts-regulatory-16679015.php

[Escurumbele]

46. It may never get started, the money is being investigated.

[keithbvadu2]

44. He better get a huge sign-on bonus.

He better get a huge sign-on bonus.

With Trump, there could be no trust for a golden parachute.

[Ka-Dinh Oy]

48. Who is going to replace him?

We get rid of one vile piece of bullshit and then we get one that is worse.

[relayerbob]

50. Someone appointed by Gov Newsom

at least until someone else is elected

[LiberalFighter]

57. Those vacancies are not by appointment.

[Ka-Dinh Oy]

62. Well, maybe we will have a decent chance at getting someone good.

[relayerbob]

49. Running while he still can

Someone probably told him they are closing in

[Maru Kitteh]

53. What did you screw Nunes? Was it a mammal? Was it alive?

It's probably asking for too much, but was it Anthropoid?

[LiberalFighter]

55. That means until they have an election to replace him

Democrats have an additional vote advantage.

[Wanderlust988]

70. Gavin Newsome BETTER leave that red seat open until Nov. 2022, just like DeSantis

and DeWine did with their open blue seats this year.