My senator is more stupid than your senator!

[Tanuki]

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[Diamond_Dog]

1. ...

[spanone]

2. Boy, that's a low bar when your other senator is marsha blackburn

they're both 'my' senators too

[Tanuki]

5. What did we do to deserve those two geniuses?

[spanone]

9. must've been something I did in my childhood that was so horrific I've blocked it forever

[SouthernIrish]

19. Mine too. Ugh

[leftieNanner]

3. Great Idea Bill!

I'll go get my hammer out of the garage and we'll get to building some new Olympic venues.

No problem.

Sheesh.

[Claustrum]

7. Not to mention the refunds for everyone who has booked hotels and tickets well in advance.

Everything can magically happen because the US president said so. LOL. I don't know what world they live in.

[Whiskeytide]

4. I have Tubberville. We're done here. What do I win? n/t

[Comfortably_Numb]

10. May I introduce you to our titan of intellect, Raphael Cruz?

[Whiskeytide]

27. You have my sympathies. Carnie Cruz is ...

… a horrid, horrid facsimile of a human being. But for abject, unapologetic and “WTAF did he just say?” stupidity, I’ll still go with Tubby. He is in a class by himself. There are worse republicans, certainly, but I’ve yet to see one as genuinely stupid.

[House of Roberts]

6. I've got Tommy Tuberville,

and Richard Shelby's expected successor, Mo Brooks.

[Haggard Celine]

8. I've got 3 words for you:

Cindy Hyde-Smith!

[Comfortably_Numb]

11. I'm tapping Texas out on that one.

[Haggard Celine]

13. LoL!

She's a hard hand to beat.

[Poiuyt]

12. Ron Johnson

Mic drop

[LakeArenal]

20. Ron Johnson spent a Fourth of July in Russia.

That says it all.

[rsdsharp]

14. If memory serves, back in the 70s Chuck Fuckin' Grassley

proposed changing Pi to 3.

My other Senator is Joooooooni Ernst.

[Deuxcents]

15. I've got Rubio n Scott. 🙀

[lpbk2713]

16. Either of my senators can outstupid any other.

Scott & Rubio






Throw in my governor as a wild card.

[mentalsolstice]

23. Me too! And I'll throw in Geatz as my congress critter!

[Jamesm9164]

17. Although, I agree on the contest

I must also ask about the voters who elect such folks. Does that not say something about them?

[Ned Low]

18. I was ready for a fight after I read your headline...

... dumber than Hagerty and Blackburn? Impossible. Then I saw who your senators are. Commiserations.

[demtenjeep]

21. oh no-we have roger marshall

and jerry moran

[FelineOverlord]

22. I am so glad I live in a state

with two sane Senators. I may not always agree with everything they do, but I still like and respect them.

Hagerty is really dumb.

[Bettie]

24. I've got Chuck Grassley

and Joni Ernst.

They are both pretty dumb, but I think you win this round.

[agingdem]

25. Cruz and Cornyn...

I win...

[MustLoveBeagles]

26. I'm lucky

I have Dick Durbin and Tammy Duckworth

[TomSlick]

28. I think I win this one.

One of Arkansas' senators is Tom Cotton.

The other is John Boozman. (It's OK - no one outside of Arkansas has ever heard of him.) The poor guy could not pour piss from a boot if there were instructions on the heel.

[Danmel]

29. Yowza

Gillibrand threw Franken under the bus and Schumer gets out maneuvered by Moscow Mitch, but they are way better than yours.

[UTUSN]

30. At long last my gambling addiction *pays off*!1