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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"Capt. Crunch has nothing on me." . . . Please come CAPTION exPresidented Trump!!!!
exPresidented Trump is saying "Listen, if you want to know the truth, I saved hundred, perhaps thousands, of lives on January 6th by keeping the National Guard from responding while the Capitol Police were viciously attacking the peaceful (well largely peaceful except for Antifi and FBI provocateurs) protestors. . . . With the National Guard the place would have erupted. . . . Hell, we probably wouldn't have a Capitol Building any longer. . . . January 6th would have been a bloodbath the likes of which nobody can possibly imagine if I hadn't refused to act. . . Now do you get it?"
underpants
(182,950 posts)Damn.
Biophilic
(3,707 posts)Even Trump wouldn't make such an entirely stupid and untruthful comment. Oh, wait. Maybe I'm wrong. Geeze... It really does just get worse and worse.
skip fox
(19,359 posts)But CAPTIONers try to emulate the speech patterns and mindless or deceitful thought patterns of our subjects.
So . . . The old geezer didn't say this (but that might only be because he hasn't thought of this yet).
Biophilic
(3,707 posts)pwb
(11,294 posts)Fuck your red tie too asshole.
malaise
(269,219 posts)Atticus
(15,124 posts)fifth day------------"
skip fox
(19,359 posts)"And I've had my own orange jumpsuit designed. . . . It's tricked out with sequins and has extra pockets for secret wrting pads and smuggled-in iPhones and lots of other goodies. I'll be the king of D-Block!
RainCaster
(10,929 posts)He may release the peepee tapes, how embarrassing!
skip fox
(19,359 posts)"When you think about it, losing is just like winning upside-down and inside-out. . . . So who's to say????"