The gleam on a frozen turd. . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!

[skip fox]

Ted ("I even lie in my dreams" ) Cruz is saying: "It's times like these, times of crisis, that bring out the character of people. . . . It like during the electricity failure in Texas last winter. That was a terrible crisis that had host people worrying about their personal survival. . . . But I threw caution to the wind and, unconcerned about my personal safety, ran down to the Yucatan to check on the poor people of Cancun. . . . No Democrats were worried about them, I can tell you that!"



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Above CAPTION based on the following Crooks & Liars story:

https://crooksandliars.com/2021/12/ted-cruz-character-revealed

[Midnight Writer]

1. "I just won the Victor Buono look-alike contest!"

[CurtEastPoint]

3. yep!

[Midnight Writer]

4. Thank you.

[malaise]

2. My main focus during the hoax pandemic was

FOOD

[Historic NY]

5. Ted Cruz, aka Carnival Cruz, Cancun Cruz

[Johonny]

6. The media doesn't tell you that I flew to Cancun with a 1000 mile extension cord

determined to bring electrical power back to Texas. You may thank me later.

[skip fox]

10. Ted is always thinking of us. God save!

[underpants]

7. Don't tell me you got it rough, I have to look in the mirror every morning

[skip fox]

8. nice

[underpants]

9. 🎅🏻

Happy Holidays skip 👋

[skip fox]

11. Thank you. Kids and grandkids are planing to fly down.

Happy holidays to you!

[rurallib]

12. "The gleam on a frozen turd" wins the thread at the start

what a great descriptor for Cruz.

[Disaffected]

13. And what is that odd scrotum-like protuberance

below his lower lip?

(apologies for the appearancism)

[skip fox]

14. T.C. contiues:

"Why the beard? . . . Why not. . . . Everybody called me a hairy asshole talking sh*t, so I thought I'd give them a visual they couldn't unsee."