Ted Cruz Tweeted 'Hush Child ... The Adults Are Working' And You Know What Happened Next

[babylonsister]

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ted-cruz-adults-are-working-tweet_n_61bd8aa1e4b04b42ab5fff55

Ted Cruz Tweeted ‘Hush Child ... The Adults Are Working’ And You Know What Happened Next
The Texas Republican received a sharp reminder of his infamous Cancun holiday and other controversies.
Lee Moran
12/18/2021 02:44am EST


Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) fired off a patronizing tweet on Friday and received a series of blunt reminders in response.

Cruz, replying to Rep. Eric Swalwell’s (D-Calif.) criticism of his slow-walking of President Joe Biden’s State Department nominees, wrote: “Hush child. The adults are working.”

Hush child.

The adults are working. https://t.co/TVgvPU9YMt
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) December 17, 2021

Critics went to town on Cruz, recalling his fleeing on a family vacation to Cancun in February as devastating winter storms struck his home state. The historic freeze killed hundreds and left millions of Texans without power.

They also mocked his recent vital work of attacking Sesame Street character Big Bird for saying they’d received the COVID-19 vaccine.

Says the person who gets mad at Big Bird...
— Jeff Mayers (@TimeLordJeff) December 17, 2021

And reads Dr. Suess on the floor of the Senate.
— Patti Stone (@Pjstone1030) December 17, 2021

snip//

You were literally arguing with Big Bird 2 weeks ago. Sit down and shut the fuck up.

Signed,
Texas voter https://t.co/AY5EO1e7s8
— JamieNT (@jamient1776) December 18, 2021

[malaise]

1. Get thee to the greatest page

Hey Ted

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

2. Seriously!!

[Vinca]

3. I've GOT to get one of those shirts!

[malaise]

18. It's the perfect response to their Brandonshit becausey

Biden told the Slobfather to his face

[Alexander Of Assyria]

16. Not in agreement madame. Respectfully say not give oxygen to drowning fascists.

[malaise]

17. Good point

Let him self destruct

[Alexander Of Assyria]

19. Yes. The Ivy League graduate knows what he's doing. Grabbing for the same oxygen as Trump

Us.

Biden ignores him, so I do too

[spanone]

4. cruz, a rancid shit-sandwich

[IronLionZion]

5. Maybe he's telling the voices in his head to hush

since he's not working, just obstructing.

[tanyev]

6. Reads a Dr. Seuss book with the message that you need to try something

before you say you don't like it as an argument against the Affordable Care Act. The man who only wanted people from major Ivy League schools in his law school study group. Maybe he should have started by working on his reading comprehension with a few kindergarteners.

[GB_RN]

7. Raphael "Ted" sCruz-ball (R-Batshit Crazy)...

Has got to be the least self-aware person on the face of the planet, otherwise, he'd stay the fuck off of Twitter. Because he keeps getting his ass beaten every time he makes a post.

[DFW]

8. First we sing, then we recite...........

He said, „Cruz.“ I said, “Lose!”
That Cruz-you-lose, that Cruz-you-lose.
I do not like that Cruz-you-lose.

“Do you like my phony ruse?”
I do not like your phony ruse.
I do not like it, Cruz-you-lose.

“Would you like it as a bore?
“Like it on the Senate floor?”

I would not like you, crashing bore,
I hate you on the Senate floor.
I do not like your big fat head.
I do not like it, Ted-so-red.

Would you like it bit by bit?
Would you like it full of shit?

Not with shit, not one bit,
Not as a bore, not on the floor
I do not like your big swelled head
I do not want it, live or dead.
I don’t care for your phony ruse.
I do not like it, Cruz-you-lose.

Would you try it blowing smoke?
Would you like it served by Koch?

Not with smoke, not by Koch
Not with shit, not one bit
Not as a bore, not on the floor
I do not like your right wing blues
I do not like it Cruz-you-lose.
Would you like it on the moon?
Would you like it in Cancún?
Things are warmer there, they say.
“I don’t care, just go away!”

“You don’t like it, so you say.
“But listen one time, and you may.
“Listen, and you may I say!”

Ted, if you will let me be,
I will listen and you’ll see.

SAY! You really ARE quite full shit!
I like your drivel not one bit!
You really are a crashing bore!
You don’t deserve the Senate floor!
And I won’t listen in the dark.
I cannot stand your slimy snark.
And I would put you in a box
‘Cause you are stupid as an ox
And you deserve to wheeze and choke
Since you are only blowing smoke
All financed by the Brothers Koch,
All your future prospects dead,
Go put THAT in your big fat head!
We don’t fall for your phony ruse.
We do not like you, Cruz-you-lose.

[Ziggysmom]

9. Oh that is GOOD!

[DFW]

10. I have a new Cruz video, too. It is in production now, hope to have it before the new year.

Stay tuned to this channel for the next exciting episode!

[Whiskeytide]

11. My favorite thing on the internet so far today. Thanks. n/t

[DFW]

23. I don't think Cruz would appreciate the new number in production, either

We'll know by the right wing hate comments we get if we hit the right nerve or not.

[lunatica]

30. Truly elegant and sharp!

[DFW]

31. Thanks!!

I have to do SOMETHING other than work to maintain the sanity. The Freedom Toast has been a satisfyingly intriguing hobby for 15 years now. As a satire/parody gig, we had kind of a dry spell during the Obama presidency. The onset of Trump reset everything, of course. Then we got together with the Parody Project, and we were a "full time hobby" again. We were even asked once when we would be touring in some fan's neighborhood. They must have thought we were Randy Rainbow or something. I had to explain that we were spread across nine time zones, three countries and two continents, and the chances of our ever doing a live performance were less than the chances that King Tut would return to rule Egypt again.

[chia]

12. Ugh...

[TheBlackAdder]

15. That's in the QAnon Member Recruitment Manual, under the chapter called Long-Term Child Grooming

[PatSeg]

13. He is such a condescending prick

I remember him talking down to Diane Feinstein years ago on the senate floor, as if she was a child. That patronizing attitude is something his college classmates remember about him as well. He has been rubbing people the wrong way for a very long time and he still doesn't see what a fool he is to others.

He definitely has the most smug, punchable face in Congress.

[Alexander Of Assyria]

20. Ignore him and all posts regarding him. The face eventually fades.

Don’t ignore the fascism, ofc.

😊

[PatSeg]

22. He is pretty hard to ignore

as he is a United States senator and has a fair amount of influence. It would be easier to ignore him if he was just a private citizen. To me, people like Cruz are the face of 'fascism', so we cannot ignore them.

[Paladin]

14. All that Ivy League education, and Cruz hasn't done a smart thing in months. (nt)

[keithbvadu2]

21. Sometimes Rafael knows when to hush.

[Martin Eden]

24. What do "conservative" Texas voters see in that piece of excrement?

Themselves, perhaps?

[PufPuf23]

25. Ted Cruz was still a mean-spirited evil moron ?

I know, low hanging fruit and that is before reading anything but the title.

Pardon but it is nice to be correct about something at once a day.

[Stuart G]

26. Thank You for posting...K and R..

[SunImp]

27. Cruz is the same type of condescending asshole who calls people whiners

compares people to Veruka Salt and says he lives in the real world. What a complete joke

[SWBTATTReg]

28. When I think of politicians, and the reputation (bad one) that some of them have,

being a 'typical' motor mouth politician, I think of cruz and no one else (well, there are others just as bad, but cruz is getting my flak today).

cruz is exactly the 'scumbag politician' we all hear about.

[Demovictory9]

29. I despise ted

[Blue Owl]

32. Ted. Fucking. Cruz.